Post #1337759
2026-04-18 04:28 UTC
I don't know who needs to hear this, but nobody's around and there's still sauce. Just lick the plate
Replies (4)
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@heatherhorns_lite@plush.city 2026-04-18 04:33
i'm a straight up plate licker, i don't give a fuck about your high society ways. i will lick a plate (when alone)
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@ben@mastodon.lubar.me 2026-04-18 04:32
@heatherhorns_lite I poured the end of the bag of pretzels into a bowl and then ate the pretzels and poured the salt into the garbage and what was left was some kind of pretzel-flavored substance attached to the bowl that looked like the pretzels had shit their pants
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@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz 2026-04-18 04:43
@heatherhorns_lite But ... sponging up with buttered bread.
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@literalgrill@sakurajima.moe 2026-04-18 06:04
@heatherhorns_lite I have a split tongue. When I lick plate, it leaves a tiny line in the middle. I still lick plate, but these challenges are horrifying as you might imagine.