Post #2011937
2026-04-18 04:32 UTC
@heatherhorns_lite I poured the end of the bag of pretzels into a bowl and then ate the pretzels and poured the salt into the garbage and what was left was some kind of pretzel-flavored substance attached to the bowl that looked like the pretzels had shit their pants
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@ben@mastodon.lubar.me 2026-04-18 04:33
@heatherhorns_lite bread crumbs with the exact physics required to be as gross as possible