Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis

Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz

Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask.He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz.Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.

Posts

Post #4282629
"Continue without supporting?" https://www.gocomics.com/skippy/2026/07/31
Post #3710686
I just feel like being taken in to a qualified repair shop, disassembled by a team of experts, and having worn-out parts replaced by NOS or modern equivalents while manufacturing defects are replaced by improved designs, and then reassembled with care would fix me.
Post #3459282
Watching _Blazing Saddles_ again and I've said this before but it's still true. You _could not_ make this movie today. Movies take _months_ to make, there's only like six hours left in the day out in Hollywood? You couldn't even finish doing all the boring preliminary paperwork stuff in only six hours.
Post #2511846
Me: You know, I have an hour left in the day, what&#39;s a nice easy story I could complete in that? Oh, how about this old tech-debt one, where we used to have two roles that would get instruction handbooks assigned to them, and now we only have the one role? How hard could removing the no-longer-supported role from this upload manager be? Previous Developer: [ Has somehow left behind a fractal labyrinth of every bad coding pattern so intense that the digital minotaur is at the _entrance...
Post #2509624
The rare #tfTuesday experience of climbing rather than exploding out of the shoes.
Post #2312872
OK, Previous Developer, let&#39;s see what daftness you have for me here. Stored procedure GETMETRICSBYDATERANGE taking parameters of a START_DATE and END_DATE, all right, that looks okay. Stored procedure GETMETRICSBYRANGE taking parameters of a START_DATE and END_DATE. All right, why are you doing this to me?
Post #2312871
Well _that_ was an unpleasantly fascist episode of Automan.
Post #2312870
Is an interest in rope tf a twining kink?
Post #2312869
You see, it&#39;s easy to remember that a gallon weighs about eight and a third pounds, because a gallon is equal to four quarts (_quart_ers of a gallon), and a quart is about five percent smaller than a liter (liters were designed to be close to a volume that was itself about a quart), and a liter of water is a kilogram of mass, and one kilogram weighs 2.2 pounds, and so from that we know a gallon of water has to be about five percent (0.44) less than 8.8 pounds, therefore close to 8.36 pou...
Post #2175245
My Mutuals: no wait stop dont transfer my brain into shiny robot fox body https://comicskingdom.com/slylock-fox-and-comics-for-kids/2026-04-13
Post #2175242
Why is this robot dinosaur me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCYtPBJhmlQ
Post #2127553
What if a salt lick for the non-deer community though?
Post #2002333
Finally _Mark Trail_ giving some attention to the *important* species. https://comicskingdom.com/mark-trail/2026-05-03
Post #2002332
Messing with your friends&#39; heads. https://www.gocomics.com/dogsofckennel/2026/05/03
Post #2002331
We chuckle but this is how people had to live before alt.sex.fetish.robots was invented. https://comicskingdom.com/vintage/office-hours/1965-06-28
Post #2002329
Honey, get the flamethrower.
Post #1397093
Tragic: that decent joke you tossed off last night would have been a killer if you had only said it the way you thought of just now.
Post #1397092
Me, watching Cinematic Titanic: Wow, Trace Beaulieu looks so *young*! He&#39;s ageing great! Cinematic Titanic credits: Copyright 2008
Post #1397091
This is the preferred way to tell @Gulfie they dropped something. https://www.gocomics.com/ballardstreet/2026/04/15
Post #1397090
Tragic: if I had remembered this meeting was starting at 1:15 instead of 1:00 I would have had time to make a more interesting lunch.
Post #1397089
Well, the upcoming CGI &#39;Animal Farm&#39; may look dire, but at least I bet the official web site&#39;s bonus-content farm simulator management game is going to be excellent.
Post #1397088
The existence of the word &#39;silhouette&#39; implies the existence of a much larger, more impressive and intimidating &#39;silhou&#39; that these shadows are a cute small version of.
Post #1397087
Why thank you, my bouche *is* most amused!
Post #1397086
Played a solid game of the Pokemon #pinball game today. Caught a Wigglytuff which I learn is ... a rubbery balloon Pokemon that attacks by inflating itself big and round and I&#39;m feeling a little personally attacked here.
Post #1397085
Liquidfur genie who lives in a sponge and can’t really be *fully* summoned but it’s usually close enough even if your wishes tend to come out damp.
Post #1099274
Once again, I do *not* read Nancy to get called out like this. https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2024/01/20
Post #947528
(Hanging out with @Loosf) Domesticated robots, right? https://www.gocomics.com/working-daze/2026/04/04
Post #947527
Greymuzzle ASFR furries be like: https://comicskingdom.com/rhymes-with-orange/2026-04-04
Post #787987
Responsible workplace practice. https://www.gocomics.com/thebuckets/2026/03/26
Post #422135
You know, I *always* order the taco. Today I&#39;m eating the bell.