Post #1266071
2026-04-16 14:16 UTC
I smelled like Old Spice at Deep Dish Swift because I ran out of deodorant in my toiletries bag and 7-Eleven only sold Old Spice deodorant. I think it is important that I come clean.
Replies (5)
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@bwebster@mastodon.social 2026-04-16 14:30
@kyle Are you on a horse now?
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@JustMeDevin@mastodon.social 2026-04-16 17:56
@kyle I was wondering why I was having a hard time taking you seriously.
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@MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social 2026-04-16 18:08
@kyle i’m glad you had warned me about this ahead of time.
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@jordanmorgan@mastodon.social 2026-04-16 18:32
@kyle I always took you for an Old Spice man
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@thillsman@mastodon.social 2026-04-17 00:02
@kyle This explains so much.