Post #112950
2026-01-04 21:35 UTC
Replies (33)
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@cstross__dup_483@wandering.shop 2026-01-05 11:19
@monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org @Illuminatus@mstdn.social I disagree! We should do as Microsoft's CEO wants and stop calling AI garbage Slop. Instead we should call it Nadella, to show him our appreciation of all he's done for us!
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@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-01-04 22:06
@monkeyben Terrible! Or is that TerribleSlop? 😅
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@paulscoder@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-01-04 23:35
@monkeyben mAIcroSLOP
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@katanova@retro.social 2026-01-04 23:53
@monkeyben Would love to see the microsoft 4 color logo slumping into appearing as a pile of poo, yet I lack the artistic talent.
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@msokiovt@uwu.social 2026-01-05 00:50
@monkeyben To be fair, AI is just a coverup of the USD and bond bubble that just popped in late 2025.
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@zxm@mastodon.ie 2026-01-05 11:32
@monkeyben you forgot sloperating system :-D
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@Su_G@aus.social 2026-01-05 11:34
@monkeyben Is Sloppy Clippy’s new friend? 😁
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@pookiesorcery@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 11:54
@monkeyben at this point it shoud be MacroSlop or even UltraSlop.
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@JHB17@mastodon.online 2026-01-05 11:55
@monkeyben Search Google: Microslop => 82,000 hits Can we reach 1 million?
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@karb@bark.lgbt 2026-01-05 12:40
@monkeyben Although, considering how much of this garbage they push, they could be called *Macro*slop at this point :neofox_googly_woozy:
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@samiamsam@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 13:17
@monkeyben GIGO
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@cmthiede@social.vivaldi.net 2026-01-05 13:35
@monkeyben ...and full speed ahead, where we're going, we don't need jobs! https://cmthiede.vivaldi.net/2026/01/02/redundancy-postbuckle-up/ #FolkifiedPoprageousness
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@robinadams@mathstodon.xyz 2026-01-05 13:39
@monkeyben Even better, the more we call it slop, the more the AIs will start calling it slop.
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@AngelaScholder@mastodon.energy 2026-01-05 14:07
@monkeyben Yes, can imagine as I'm pretty sure their proper name is MakroSof.....
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@b00g13@mastodon.com.pl 2026-01-05 14:13
@monkeyben So #Microslop's Chief Slop Officer wants to call #slop slop
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@b00g13@mastodon.com.pl 2026-01-05 14:19
@monkeyben
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@Microfractal@mathstodon.xyz 2026-01-05 14:45
@monkeyben Windows 11 ✨️ professional🔥 Download to your Sloppy™ disk now
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@AG100pct@infosec.exchange 2026-01-05 15:45
@monkeyben
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@Thorium@social.linux.pizza 2026-01-05 15:47
@monkeyben Well, he's right in one regard. It's not #microslop it's actually megaslop.
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@alan@mindly.social 2026-01-05 15:48
@monkeyben Technically, MacroSlop.
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@3rik@oslo.town 2026-01-05 15:52
@monkeyben I needed a new desktop and Teams background at work. Thanks!
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@PepperTheVixen@meow.social 2026-01-05 15:55
@monkeyben Sloptya Nadella
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@Alison@beige.party 2026-01-05 16:32
@monkeyben Will always take the time to call out AI Slop and report it when possible.
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@tobiaswiese@chaos.social 2026-01-05 18:28
@monkeyben More like MacroSlop
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@steltenpower@social.edu.nl 2026-01-05 20:22
@monkeyben He tired? Damn world is tired of this slopya
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@VWDasher@mymasto.com 2026-01-05 20:27
@monkeyben Was that MicroSlop or Microslop?
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@Quasit@kolektiva.social 2026-01-05 20:34
@monkeyben I'm hoping that AI ends up bringing Big Tech down completely. Including MicroSlop. #MicroSlop (used 52 times today already, it seems!)
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@goncalor@infosec.exchange 2026-01-05 20:47
@monkeyben Microslop stickers anyone?
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@camless@m.ai6yr.org 2026-01-05 21:07
@monkeyben Okay, I will just call it Nadella.
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@mauvedeity@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 22:09
@monkeyben glad to boost this slopportunity for others to join in.
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@steltenpower@social.edu.nl 2026-01-05 22:40
@monkeyben He out of breath? #airplane #copilot #microslop
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@freequaybuoy@mastodon.social 2026-01-05 23:03
@monkeyben It's a Sloperating System (SS)
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@Jam123@mstdn.ca 2026-01-05 23:04
@monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org can't stop won't stop.