Post #1042230
2026-04-07 01:34 UTC
Replies (14)
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@DeanFarrell@mstdn.plus 2026-04-07 01:43
@someguy What happened to Billy Idol's eye?
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@rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social 2026-04-07 02:00
@someguy Um...is the charge piracy?
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 2026-04-07 02:01
@someguy What kind of orders was she giving to people?
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@tectonic@mstdn.ca 2026-04-07 02:15
@someguy The mall should hire her to keep doing that! I hate going to malls, but I would definitely go (well, maybe not to one in Florida) just to see her in action. Somebody please interview the Mall Kayak Pirate Woman.
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@petherfile@beige.party 2026-04-07 02:21
@someguy I want to know what charges exactly...
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@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party 2026-04-07 02:33
@someguy I would have joined her, in solidarity.
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@jcutting@mastodon.social 2026-04-07 02:47
@someguy I can't find an original article
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@ATLeagle@mastodon.online 2026-04-07 02:47
@someguy im not sure if the correct verb for this is "using". I dont know what the correct action is and I need all the descriptions I can get
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@Tofu_Golem@kolektiva.social 2026-04-07 03:06
@someguy Malls still exist in Florida? Wild.
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@OrionKidder@mas.to 2026-04-07 03:29
@someguy My god, pay her to entertain shoppers!
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@rconti@c.im 2026-04-07 03:36
@someguy there’s a reason Fark has a Florida tag…..
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@yugthebug@mastodon.social 2026-04-07 08:10
@someguy they let her keep the eyepatch
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@kluthulhu@infosec.exchange 2026-04-07 10:29
@someguy correction: chARRRges ☠️
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@StarkRG@myside-yourside.net 2026-04-07 18:28
@someguy Well, of course she was *dressed* as a pirate, that's how pirates dress. The question remains, though, what were those orders and were they followed?