Post #1019979
2026-04-08 15:19 UTC
Now, some folks may be asking, "what is transcrime, really?" Friends, our options are diverse, although for those of us who live on the stolen land that is the "United" "States" of "America", we may need to travel a little to find the perfect option. Sometimes, it's peeing! Sometimes, it's talking about trans people! Sometimes, it's having a driver's license. Sometimes, it's obtaining Healthcare that keeps us alive! There are so many ways to do transcrime I'm sure we can all find the option that's right for us.
Replies (2)
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@damonology@lgbtqia.space 2026-04-08 17:40
@eleanor ohhh, I thought transcrime was when a lawful person wants to be a criminal. I have so much work to do.
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@SymTrkl@merping.synth.download 2026-04-08 18:48
@eleanor Those are all well and good, but what of those of us who want to earn our crimes, instead of having them handed to us? Is it really so much to ask that we be allowed to have a dramatic showdown with a man dressed in a bat costume after we steal the stuffed sharks from every Ikea in the state? To reenact the bullriding scene from Dr. Strangelove, directly into Rowling's castle? I've already peed in a womens' restroom in multiple federal buildings, and federal crimes should not feel so unsatisfying. I need more, dammit.