Post #1006967
2026-04-08 12:33 UTC
Replies (22)
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@u0421793@toot.pikopublish.ing 2026-04-08 12:37
@tinfoiling@cosocial.ca Mark, if he comes to London and pays the bill. He needs the help more than the others (except Steve the Jobs, but I personally can’t do much about him being dead)
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@aadeacon@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 12:39
@tinfoiling Satan, if I have to have dinner with someone Evil, it might as well be the top being of all.
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@pl@cosocial.ca 2026-04-08 12:40
@tinfoiling can I bring a weapon?
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@justinto@mas.to 2026-04-08 12:52
@tinfoiling one of the ghosts, as there's a good chance they are unable to communicate and more food for me
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@AlexanderVI@stranger.social 2026-04-08 12:55
@tinfoiling in this scenario, am I armed?
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@mynameistillian@plush.city 2026-04-08 13:09
@tinfoiling im choosing the bear
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@skjeggtroll@mastodon.online 2026-04-08 13:13
@tinfoiling Will there be sharp and pointy cutlery available?
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@pgreer@genomic.social 2026-04-08 13:30
@tinfoiling Am I allowed to poison any of them?
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@CppGuy@infosec.space 2026-04-08 14:17
@tinfoiling Jobs, obviously, because he's dead. That makes him the only one I could trust not to steal my dinner and rent it back to me.
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@Ralph@hear-me.social 2026-04-08 14:27
@tinfoiling Although I would prefer Bucky Fuller.
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@CMDoran@masto.ai 2026-04-08 14:38
Hunger
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@ccunning@mastodon.world 2026-04-08 14:53
@tinfoiling Shocked at the negative sentiment re: Woz on display in the responses here.
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@emla@sk.girlthi.ng 2026-04-08 15:12
@tinfoiling@cosocial.ca mark zuckerberg if i can bring a knife If i can t i would rather not
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@pdcawley@mendeddrum.org 2026-04-08 15:16
@tinfoiling @webhat do I get to poison their meal? Because that dramatically alters my choice.
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@gnate@ohai.social 2026-04-08 15:25
@tinfoiling Results from this poll would be an effective way of fingerprinting various social sites. We're showing our bias. 😁 LinkedIn would look nothing like this!
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@RobotDiver@starlite.rodeo 2026-04-08 15:56
@tinfoiling Can we bring poison?
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@Professor_Stevens@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-08 16:39
@tinfoiling Woz is the obvious choice, because he seems like the least obnoxious, the most honest success story, and a bit like how a lot of us perceive ourselves. But I've read his story so fully that I don't think I'd gain much by meeting him. Might actually cost me something. I picked Zuck. His Facebook platform banned me for, afaik, no reason whatsoever. There is no appeal. No support contact. Nothing. I picked Zuck so I could say, "Fuck you, Zuck," to his stupid face.
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@palin@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 22:29
@tinfoiling Can I bring a weapon?
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@pre@boing.world 2026-04-08 22:50
@tinfoiling Everyone on Fedi votes Woz or else has murderous intent. 😆
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@driusan@doomscroller.social 2026-04-08 22:55
@tinfoiling@cosocial.ca my first thought was "is Woz dead or still alive in this hypothetical?" but then I realized it doesn't matter, he still beats the other options.
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@manicPxiSIEMGrl@infosec.exchange 2026-04-09 02:00
@tinfoiling am I allowed to poison the dinner?
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@toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se 2026-04-09 14:13
@tinfoiling The none-psycho won! Who’d have guessed?