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mdhughes
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jun 29, 2026
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The sergeant here is WAY too intense for this film. Repeating the first minutes exposition a third time is not improving things. PLOT ADVANCE, please. "It makes sense that other civilizations would be testing us." Yes, it makes sense. #monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
Someone needs to make a "Hardcore Zarkorr" fan edit with nothing but Zarkorr (and Micro Mall Tramp) #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe & the gang! Us average guys need Crisco #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
Tommy saved the earth! He's gonna be drowning in criscozoologist! #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
"How can you defeat it?" "Strew Lego blocks on the ground in front of it!" #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
Crisco zoologist: mmmmmmm #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
"This would be a very temporary solution." All I'm hearing is solution! #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
Back to Tiny Tina #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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patioboater
Patioboater @patioboater@mastodon.social · Jun 29, 2026
Unexpected #Monsterdon bonus: a second Rockford Firebird sighting of the weekend! This time it’s a model being crushed by the rampage of #Zarkorr the Invader. #zarkorr1996 #weirdcarmastodon
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patioboater
Patioboater @patioboater@mastodon.social · Jun 29, 2026
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LOL, she came back for the end of #Zarkorr after all. She couldn’t stay away from this fine film. #Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996
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patioboater
Patioboater @patioboater@mastodon.social · Jun 29, 2026
I decided to watch the sunset tonight, so I joined #monsterdon very late with low expectations. #Zarkorr is meeting them. My wife bravely watched the first half or so, but has now chosen to dry her hair instead of watching the rest. I asked how it could take that long to dry her hair. She said, “I promise you, I will take that long.” I don’t think she’s coming back.
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klu9
klu9 on ohai @klu9@ohai.social · Jun 29, 2026
"I'd like to see some credentials!" #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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strangefour
strangefour with the Pleiades @strangefour@retro.pizza · Jun 29, 2026
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Now class what did we learn by watching a Full Moon entertainment movie? That's right, Charles Band want to hurt us. He's done it before, he will do it again. #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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strangefour
strangefour with the Pleiades @strangefour@retro.pizza · Jun 29, 2026
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Okay Zarkorr gets a theme song. That alos is worth one star. But that only bumps the movie up to 1 & 1/2 stars out of 5. #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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strangefour
strangefour with the Pleiades @strangefour@retro.pizza · Jun 29, 2026
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Here. The ending theme. The only good part of the movie outside of the very rare kaiju effects shots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeuNPW_wVh0 #Monsterdon #Zarkorr
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mdhughes
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jun 29, 2026
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Exposition is really the best way to set up a movie, doesn't waste time on itneresting research or talking to NPCs, who you don't have budget for. Just TV & a talking girl, and one giant pencil prop. "We're superior beings, so our moral code allows us to do whatever we want to you." They're space Republicans!!! #monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
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mdhughes
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jun 29, 2026
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Wait, this is a race against the alien invader. It's Urusei Yatsura! He just needs to grab Zarkorr's bikini, and then they'll be married. PROBLEM SOLVED. "I'm not crazy, I was contacted by an alien!" is what crazy people say. #monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
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mdhughes
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jun 29, 2026
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Illustrated. I'm so sorry if this awakens anything in you. #monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
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mdhughes
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647 @mdhughes@appdot.net · Jun 29, 2026
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Oh, good, they found an ACTUALLY MAD HACKER. "Hacker is a demeaning term. I prefer Cybernaut." OH SHIT this movie is Fediverse. Did @thegibson@masto.hackers.town write this? Is he the guy? It'll take a while, they have lots of shitty conversation to sit thru. Oh, making fun of the EPA, great. Paperwork. Great. OH HEY DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A MONSTER IN THIS MONSTER MOVIE‽ I ALMOST FORGOT!!! YEAH, FUCK NEW MEXICO! #monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
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