Your Autistic Life
@yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
Je parle aussi #français. Hablo tambien #español. Formerly banned in Texas!
🏴🇨🇦🇺🇸 I'm an #ActuallyAutistic white male-presenting #enby (#nonbinary, he/they/she). Self-dx. Late-dx. I discovered that I was on the spectrum in March 2023. I believe that it is my #cancer that altered my #brain in such a way that I am less able to #mask now. I'm also a #Zen #Buddhist, #pansexual, #polyamorous, and into #BDSM. (Le drapeau noir est supposé être un drapeau du #Québec.)
mast.yourautisticlife.com
RE: https://lgbtqia.space/@aceofcosmicspace/117048364035967179
"Give it to me straight, doctor. What is it?"
"You've got an alien parasite inside of you."
"An alien? When is this xenomorph going to burst?"
"No, no, no. Not a xenomorph. Baby Yoda. You've got Baby Yoda attached to your heart."
"Ah..."
"Symptoms include mastery of The Force, and Yoda speech."
"No way, there is that like Yoda speak, I will!!"
#xenomorph #alien #yoda #BabyYoda