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Fox Ritch :fjoxicon:🇩🇪 @fox@social.hostnetwork.xyz · Jul 30, 2026
So i watched Octopussy(1983) and first things first, what the fuck is that name like why. Anyways something really cool was the minijet in the beginning of the movie that was orignally planned for Moonraker but at the time it was too ambisios. The movie was lowkey so wackass with the island that exclusively only had women, the stupid telesaw gimmig one of the thugs had, the figth at the end where Octopussy's Circus fought Khan's security at his castle thingy(it kinda reminded me of the evil woman in Transporter 2) or how the meating place of the soviet higher ups in that marbel room was so unrealistic like theres no way they would have a room like that Also its goofy how Octopussy's Octopus did a alien move to one of the thugs. Overall this is one of the more wackass 007 movies and its still overshadowed by Moonraker(1979). #fjoxmoviereview #octopussy #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #80smovie #movie #scifi #spyfi #action #adventure
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Fox Ritch :fjoxicon:🇩🇪 @fox@social.hostnetwork.xyz · Jul 30, 2026
So I watched For Your Eyes Only(1981) and first things first, wtf was the beginning scene where 007 just kills a crippled Blofeld by throwing him down a chimney of a abandoned factory with a helicopter like tf. Overall it was a rather meh 007 movie. Theres was wackass stuff like how the burglar protection on 007's lotus just makes the entire car explode when the window is smashed, the guns on the motorbike that are in the headlights are completely unrealistic or how 007 and that east German athlete go down a bobski lane and almost catch up with the bobski. You cant review this movie and forget about Kristatos 1000iq play where he is actually the bad guy and fools british and 007 and says that his rival Columbo is the bad guy working with the soviets and smuggling heroine and stuff like that. Also all the scenes in the mountains remind me of On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969). Overall a rather mid 007 movie thats completely overshadowed by Moonraker(1979). #fjoxmoviereview #foryoureyesonly #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #80smovie #movie #scifi #spyfi #action #adventure
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Fox Ritch :fjoxicon:🇩🇪 @fox@social.hostnetwork.xyz · Jul 30, 2026
So I watched For Your Eyes Only(1981) and first things first, wtf was the beginning scene where 007 just kills a crippled Blofeld by throwing him down a chimney of a abandonned factory with a helicopter like tf. Overall it was a rather meh 007 movie. Theres was wackass stuff like how the burglar protection on 007's lotus just makes the entire car explode when the window is smashed, the guns on the motorbike that are in the headlights are completely unrealistic or how 007 and that east german athlete go down a bobski lane and almost catch up with the bobski. You cant review this movie and forget about Kristatos 1000iq play where he is actually the bad guy and fools british and 007 and says that his rival Columbo is the bad guy working with to soviets and smugglig heroin and stuff like that. Also all the scenes in the mountains remind me of On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969). Overall a rather mid 007 movie thats completely overshadowed by Moonraker(1979). #fjoxmoviereview #foryoureyesonly #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #80smovie #movie #scifi #spyfi #action #adventure
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Fox Ritch :fjoxicon:🇩🇪 @fox@social.hostnetwork.xyz · Jul 30, 2026
So I watched For Your Eyes Only(1981) and first things first, wtf was the beginning scene where 007 just kills a crippled Blofeld by throwing him down a chimney of a abandonned factory with a helicopter like tf. Overall it was a rather meh 007 movie. Theres was wackass stuff like how the burglar protection on 007's lotus just makes the entire car explode when the window is smashed, the guns on the motorbike that are in the headlights are completely unrealistic or how 007 and that east german athlete go down a bobski lane and almost catch up with the bobski. You cant review this movie and forget about Kristatos 1000iq play where he is actually the bad guy and fools british and 007 and says that his rival Columbo is the bad guy working with to soviets and smugglig heroin and stuff like that. Overall a rather mid 007 movie thats completely overshadowed by Moonraker(1979) #fjoxmoviereview #foryoureyesonly #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #80smovie #movie #scifi #spyfi #action #adventure
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Fox Ritch :fjoxicon:🇩🇪 @fox@social.hostnetwork.xyz · Jul 16, 2026
So I watched The Spy Who Loved Me(1977). Its starts out of a submarine scene(haha Das Boot reference) and a few scenes later we see 007 escaping KGB agents in the mountains of austria to some beegees style 007 theme. The credit thingy in the beginning was wackass tho, it lowkey just got worse and worse since live and let die. Anyways some cool things in this movie: this is the first movie that has a tracked matte painting, the sea base was pretty cool and the fight scene in the tanker was just massive. Now to the wackass shit: the fight scene where 007 fights Sandor that was lame af or the was Jaws kills his victims in some vampire twilight type shit way or how Jaws literally can just teleport around like wtf, he literally drove of a hill with a motorcycle and in the next scene hes back in a car or that wierd ass dialog when James Bond was at the pyramid or how the russain agent is called Tripple X(sus) or how at the end they said the next 007 movie was For Your Eyes Only but then Star Wars happend so they did Moonraker instead. Also this movie feels more like a comedy especially the music at the end makes it feel like a joke. Other stuff: the submarine car reminded me of that one scene from Despicable Me. Overall its a sligthly better then the last 007 movie. #fjoxmoviereview #thespywholovedme #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #70smovie #movie
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Fox Ritch :fjoxicon:🇩🇪 @fox@social.hostnetwork.xyz · Jul 13, 2026
Todays Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun(1974). First of all the intro thingy where they used to roll credits backthen, that was wackass thought the theme was better then with the previus movie. Another thing that i didnt really like was the addition of "Down Syndrome Sherif" in two scenes. Also who tf goes to bangkok to look at american cars and why the hell does amc make cars. Though the boat chase that was one theese Vietnamese race boats and the follwing car chase was cool where James Bond does some evel knievel type shit. What wasnt cool though is the stupid sound effects they added to that stunt. Now lets talk about Scaramanga's island, the type of shitzoid shit thats in there is wackass. Also its goofy how 007 kills Scaramanga by pretending to be a wax statue of himself that Scaramanga has for soem wackass reason. Speaking of Scaramanga stuff, his golden gun looks soooo wackass. Uhh yeah ill have have a few gold cubes put together in rougthly and a barrel ye ok? Also Scaramanga has a ship that looks old from outside and has a ratehr mordern inside. Speaking of ships, the MI6 HQ in Hong Kong is apparently the wreck of the Liner Queen Elizabeth which is ratehr ridiculous. Youd think someone would get rid of it at some point but no just leave it there its not like thrill seakers exsisit. Another thing that happens on Scaramanga#s boat is that when the island blows up and Goodnight and James Bond want to have some "fun" the little midgets attacks them, that shit was lowkey so predictable and what does James Bond do with him? Put him in a basket and hoist him up the main mast. LIKE LMAO. Anyways rather eh movie but theres still a very very long way down to trash. #fjoxmoviereview #themanwiththegoldengun #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #70smovie #movie
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