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So I watched The Spy Who Loved Me(1977). Its starts out of a submarine scene(haha Das Boot reference) and a few scenes later we see 007 escaping KGB agents in the mountains of austria to some beegees style 007 theme. The credit thingy in the beginning was wackass tho, it lowkey just got worse and worse since live and let die. Anyways some cool things in this movie: this is the first movie that has a tracked matte painting, the sea base was pretty cool and the fight scene in the tanker was just massive. Now to the wackass shit: the fight scene where 007 fights Sandor that was lame af or the was Jaws kills his victims in some vampire twilight type shit way or how Jaws literally can just teleport around like wtf, he literally drove of a hill with a motorcycle and in the next scene hes back in a car or that wierd ass dialog when James Bond was at the pyramid or how the russain agent is called Tripple X(sus) or how at the end they said the next 007 movie was For Your Eyes Only but then Star Wars happend so they did Moonraker instead. Also this movie feels more like a comedy especially the music at the end makes it feel like a joke. Other stuff: the submarine car reminded me of that one scene from Despicable Me. Overall its a sligthly better then the last 007 movie. #fjoxmoviereview #thespywholovedme #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #70smovie #movie

Todays Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun(1974). First of all the intro thingy where they used to roll credits backthen, that was wackass thought the theme was better then with the previus movie. Another thing that i didnt really like was the addition of "Down Syndrome Sherif" in two scenes. Also who tf goes to bangkok to look at american cars and why the hell does amc make cars. Though the boat chase that was one theese Vietnamese race boats and the follwing car chase was cool where James Bond does some evel knievel type shit. What wasnt cool though is the stupid sound effects they added to that stunt. Now lets talk about Scaramanga's island, the type of shitzoid shit thats in there is wackass. Also its goofy how 007 kills Scaramanga by pretending to be a wax statue of himself that Scaramanga has for soem wackass reason. Speaking of Scaramanga stuff, his golden gun looks soooo wackass. Uhh yeah ill have have a few gold cubes put together in rougthly and a barrel ye ok? Also Scaramanga has a ship that looks old from outside and has a ratehr mordern inside. Speaking of ships, the MI6 HQ in Hong Kong is apparently the wreck of the Liner Queen Elizabeth which is ratehr ridiculous. Youd think someone would get rid of it at some point but no just leave it there its not like thrill seakers exsisit. Another thing that happens on Scaramanga#s boat is that when the island blows up and Goodnight and James Bond want to have some "fun" the little midgets attacks them, that shit was lowkey so predictable and what does James Bond do with him? Put him in a basket and hoist him up the main mast. LIKE LMAO. Anyways rather eh movie but theres still a very very long way down to trash. #fjoxmoviereview #themanwiththegoldengun #jamesbond #mgm #unitedartists #moviereview #70smovie #movie

Todays movie: Diamonds Are Forever(1971). The last 007 movie to star Sean Connery. The movie is very wackass, especially the beginning though id say its still better then From Russia with Love and Thunderball. One thing id like to note is that Mr.Whyte has the survival instincts of a goldfish, he gets shot at and just freezes, if the hitman wasn't as incompetent he woulve been dead. Most of the movie is set in Las Vegas and well as someone who has never seen Las Vegas in the 70s its really fucking weird cause the central street is rather empty and the side streets are pretty much empty. Also the attractions in some of the establichment are just wackass. Also the movie has one good explosion and the rest just looks like shit. Also Q def got put in the Black Book cause he literally used a magnet the manipulate the slots to win. Another thing is where when Felix puts Bond under house arrest that they don't put anyone in front of the window where James Bond can just climb out and just stand on the lower roof thingy. Also Mr.Wint and Mr.Kidd are some goofy ahh killers like oh yeah my wisdom tooth hurts *drops scorpion in his shirt* *insert witty response here*. Also why did they try to kill Bond and Case at the end of the movie. Another weird thing is that apparently they where faking a moon landing in the same building where they where making the satellite and that the moon buggy they had literally out performed proper cars. Also in the beginnign 007 "kills" Blofeld which i was ratehr exited about cause i was getting tired of all the spectre stuff and I was actually shocked when it was reviled that Whyte had been replaced by Blofeld who apparently cryogenically froze him and had 2 rather stunning woman guard the house and well lets say the fight scene was well lets just say:face_with_raised_eyebrow:. Also Blofeld added a operation to Baja California the map Mr.Whyte had in his floor at his penthouse which is honestly stupid cause that's how 007 ended up there. Finally id like to say that I hate it when they suddenly cut the movie to another scene. When 007 jumps off Blofeld oilrig into the ocean it just cuts to the cruise scene which was rather disorienting. Overall id says its one of the better Sean Connery 007 movies and it was pretty entertaning for what it is. #fjoxmoviereview #diamondsareforever #jamesbond #mgm #moviereview #70smovie #movie