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☮ ♥ ♬ 🧑‍💻 @peterrenshaw@ioc.exchange · Jul 31, 2026
“Situational Awareness LP was named for a series of facile essays about machine intelligence published by the improbably-named #LeopoldAschenbrenner, the 24-year-old mastermind of the hedge fund. “We are building machines that can think and reason,” he writes, betraying that he has no idea what thinking could possibly mean. “By 2025/26, these #machines will outpace many college #PostGraduates By the end of the decade, they will be smarter than you or I; we will have #superintelligence in the true sense of the word. Along the way, national security forces not seen in half a century will be unleashed, and before long, The Project will be on. If we’re lucky, we’ll be in an all-out race with the CCP; if we’re unlucky, an all-out war.” With no understanding of the technology and a ‘greed is good’ credo SA looses billions. 🤨🤣☺️ #AI / #ArtificialIntelligence / #AGI / #investment / #HedgeFund / #stonks (paywall) / < https://archive.md/l4sPZ&gt
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Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira@mastodon.murkworks.net · Apr 29, 2026
Kinda neat. Idly watching oil prices off to the side, and stonks in the background because of earnings and rates and such Feds announce no rate change, traders clearly 100% expecting it, no reaction Powell announces he'll stay as a governor after his term as chair is over, jump across all indicies Is this traders going "oh thank fuck, the shitstain doesn't get to fill a seat with another fool"? Or just coincidence? I dunno either, but it was kinda neat. #markets #stonks
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