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LOL, I just found the official glassware of the “Sting of Death” dance party up for bids in a consignment auction. #Stripes #MoreStripes#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966https://neilsdisco.hibid.com/lot/321390946/set-of-4-mcm-style-striped-highball-glasses?ref=catalog

Egon bred our monster, I assume. By my book that qualifies him to be listed as the lead mad scientist in this mess. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

I'm still running the livestream of #Monsterdon double feature in the background. I must say, having a Wikki Watchee mermaid doing interpretive dance in a water tank at a bar is a new one. #StingOfDeath

@WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online That is an excellent point, this movie did include excellent furnishings and room decorations. I would probably rank the furnishings after the boats but before all of the human and jellyfish-human hybrid characters. #monsterdon #StingOfDeath

@astroPug@hachyderm.io For the dancing in this movie, we have chosen to both add 1 point and subtract 1 point. #monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Egon turns into the monster and zombie walks toward Karen, who screams. Then the monster walks away to swish its hands in the jellyfish tank some more. Then the stripe shirt guy who is now swim trunks guy appears to fence the monster with a lit flare. An extremely slow fight scene ensues. It looks like the monster is about to win, but then he gets tired and falls over. #monsterdon #StingOfDeath

We are told that the cave will explode now because of reasons. Having fallen over, the Jellyfish monster turns back into Egon, albeit covered with strawberry jelly. He seems to regret his evil murderous ways and Karen wants to take him back, but her boyfriend tells her that there is no time, perhaps because he doesn't want to compete with a jellyfish monster in the sack. The couple escapes and drives away with headspot on the fan boat. Then credits. #monsterdon #StingOfDeath

I award #StingOfDeath 2 out of 5 dancing butts. It is bad when "diving scene includes neat fish" and "also, butts" are the high points of your movie. I would give it 1 out of 5, but the movie gets +1 for having lots of boats (and also for having an exploding cave for no reason). The best character was the Florida wetlands, a diverse and important littoral ecosystem. The second best characters were the boats. The worst character was all of the other characters. #monsterdon

Close your eyes. Don't think about the movie. Don't think. Maybe someday someone will find an answer to why this movie exists. #Monsterdon #StingofDeath

This movie was so bad. But in the best ways. The perfect monster movie for riffing. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and all of Monsterdon #Monsterdon #StingofDeath

@diazona@techhub.social I am willing to believe that no planning was involved in this film. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe I was going to guess "gotta be a real life injury that would screw up continuity"... ... but it was pretty much constant from the outset? Maybe they figured it would heal at different rates throughout the movie, so if they leaned into it from the outset it would look intentional? #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

And so they fucked off into the Everglades, never to be seen again, probably. Hopefully. Fuck those guys. Well that was certainly a movie that we watched together. I take it back, by the way - the costume was great, but I'm still pissed about calling a siphonophore a jellyfish with cobra venom. Fuck you very much, movie. Thanks for making it fun, fam, but the Owlbear needs some sleep. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, play indie games. Goodnight. Love you guys. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

THE END Thank the Gods. I think my first Monsterdon movie was something about a cat woman, and so far it's the worst one I've seen, but this one is a close second. Yikes. Thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting and @miru@social.miyaku.media for the stream! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

I missed most of that. No regrets here. Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting. Have a great week out there Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

This is why they have to put those warnings on plastic bags now. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

@sean@skj.social Keep away from children and low-budget film crews. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️ ⁉️STING OF TRIVIA 🪼😱 Swamp: Has trees Marsh: Does not have trees, only grasses #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

That movie was so terrible that I'm actually rethinking the second feature now we know it's more of the same. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

And those fish are just not even fucken bothered lol #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath