David August ❌👑
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
Actor. Writer. Acting coach. May have been in that thing you saw that one time (Dependent's Day, Jimmy Kimmel Live, 2nd City/Chicago Shakespeare). ORCID: 0000-0002-8304-5874 #actor #writer #ActingCoach #producer #director #Shakespeare #film #tv #movies https://www.davidaugust.com/ Was @davidaugust on #Twitter searchable on #fedi22 I sometimes write playful screenplays about very capable people in extremely high pressure situations often playing out their internal damage on the world.
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*sung as if Sublime’s Santeria*
♫ I don’t practice Trumporrhea
I don’t got explosive poops
But, if we had some public health
not just some stupid dupes
Then we could fine that Taylor
And then send their stock to hell
Well, I’d fed that bad CEO all the shit they sell ♫
#cyclospora #TaylorFarms #parody #funny #parasite #satirical #diarrhea