#oldpeopleofmastodon

My... what a tiny rake you have Grandpa. My prompt said nothing about a "tiny" rake. I feel disrespected. My prompt: An old man holding a rake and shouting at the clouds while standing on the front porch of his weathered house. #OldPeopleOfMastodon#AIDrawing#AI

It’s true. You can never go home again. Especially if you’ve forgotten how to get there. After living the majority of my life in the Denver-metro area (55 years), how delightful to discover that in the five short years since moving away, I’ve managed to forget 90% of what I knew about how to get around here. #Colorado #OldPeopleOfMastodon

Must've been something in the water. I was part of a group of four friends that were pretty much always together in Junior High (now called middle school). From that group: 3 went to college 1 became an alcoholic (now in recovery) 1 died early (just past thirty) 1 got married 0 had any children So how'd it turn out for you and your set of friends? #Time#Friendship #OldPeopleOfMastodon

#OldPeopleOfMastodon I need your help. I'm on a canal boat trip, lots of walking, lock working etc. Every night I get woken several times with terrible leg cramps. Anyone got any tips? (Youngsters can contribute too). #Boating #Canals #Cramp #BoatsThatToot

My former boss is doing this and I am as much of a fan as I can be as a lover of puns and hater of race car culture. I would even bet heavily on the unicorn-rainbow car. 24 Hours of Lemons "Endurance Racing for $500 Cars" Website: https://24hoursoflemons.com/ #BadHobbies #OldPeopleOfMastodon#IWasBored

@paul@oldfriends.live Young kids are fine. Preteens are generally harmless. Though at times I can hear very loud, high-pitch screaming from some of the local kids. Not sure if the kid is just playing or facing an axe murderer... Teenagers and young adults with annoyingly loud music and a lack of mufflers is another thing... #OldPeopleOfMastodon