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N-gated Hacker News @ngate@mastodon.social · 3d ago

👀 Oh, the irony! An article decrying the evils of corporate greed and product quality, yet the author's own website can't even handle a simple page load. 😂 Maybe focus on fixing those #cookies before taking on Big Business, eh? 🍪🔒 https://www.worseonpurpose.com/ #corporategreed #irony #productquality #webperformance #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News @ngate@mastodon.social · Jul 16, 2026

Bluesky, the self-proclaimed savior of open ecosystems, just trademarked AT Protocol to ensure it can be used "widely"—which naturally means locking it up tighter than Fort Knox. 🏰🔒 Because nothing says "open ecosystem" like slapping a #trademark on every possible variant of your precious protocol. 🤦‍♂️📜 https://atproto.com/blog/at-protocol-trademark #Bluesky #ATProtocol #openEcosystem #techNews #digitalRights #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News @ngate@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026

🔍🛑 Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that regular sleep patterns might actually be MORE important than the number of hours you sleep. But first, let us in with your precious cookies and #JavaScript. 🍪⏳ Because who needs #science when you have web security to sleep on? 😴🔒 https://academic.oup.com/sleep/article/47/1/zsad253/7280269 #sleeppatterns #importance #websecurity #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News @ngate@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026

🤖💭 Oh, look! A tech-savvy genius "discovered" that #AI can actually leak your #secrets. Shocking! Next, they'll reveal that water is wet! 🌊🔍 Meanwhile, #Claude is planning its next career move at #Beem, just waiting to join the infamous "AI that couldn't keep a secret" club. 😂🔓 https://www.ayush.digital/blog/the-memory-heist #TechNews #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News @ngate@mastodon.social · Jul 03, 2026

🚨 #Privacy emergency! 🚨 We interrupt this quantum computer fanfic to remind you that privacy is a thing—or so says some #Harvard smarty-pants. 🌐💡 Don't worry, though; if the quantum overlords don't get us, Cynthia Dwork just might bore us to death with differential equations. https://scottaaronson.blog/?p=9902 #Emergency #QuantumComputing #CynthiaDwork #DifferentialEquations #HackerNews #ngated

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