THE SECOND COMING OF JERKCULES
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104 posts · Last used Apr 27
Great view of the smog. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork
Welp, let's see what monster tried to take out Herc tonight.
I don't like Lou's hair like this. 😶🌫️
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So gay... 🥲 #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿
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His worst mortal predicament... _so far_
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the hot dog scene!!! i literally laughed out loud. wow. that was golden.
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Oh thank god. He got his kraut. That guy deserves a huge tip. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork
Zeus is a bad manager.
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honestly, my hope in humanity rn exponentially higher than this same time last week
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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe am i the only one who heard a car horn in that scene? zeus in central park? i guess there are stranger things… #monsterdon
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This ain't yer grandpa's Ben Hur.
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isn't Pluto a ROMAN deity, not greek? actually, same with Mercury. isn't Mercury supposed to be Hermes?
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social It's a MESS. Are Zeus and Hercules the only Greek names?
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If we count the dock fight, cab argument, and these games... We're up to 3 labours of Hercules
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Hercules has the men of New York begging for it. That's what those pecs do
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American: "No one's ever invited me for tea"
Boston harbour, steeped in rage: "Well there was one time"
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Hercules is going to drive the tailors wild with one simple trick. I'm calling it now
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"I can hear my talk, I cannot watch it." Hercules walked so Drax could run
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Zeus: "Wherever he goes, trouble! What am I going to do with him?"
Hera: "Hire him to take over the family business?"
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