Little goblin with catears. Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015. Certified cognitohazard. Proud bot parent to many failsons: @enojifier_bot @dreizehnzwoelf_bot Infosec related: https://infosec.exchange/collections/116931760660109009 Testimonials: "not helpful" @LucasWerkmeister "silly 😌" also @LucasWerkmeister All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...). PFP by Jen
Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector It's not for fun, or any sense of community. It's just trying to dull the pain. I have friends everywhere.
Little goblin with catears. Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015. Certified cognitohazard. Proud bot parent to many failsons: @enojifier_bot @dreizehnzwoelf_bot Infosec related: https://infosec.exchange/collections/116931760660109009 Testimonials: "not helpful" @LucasWerkmeister "silly 😌" also @LucasWerkmeister All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...). PFP by Jen
Known Threat, Top 1% Internet Race Car Driver Cross-Functional Millitary-grade High-Velocity CyberCloudBlockchainDevAppSecThreat-IntelOps Architech If your account is empty/looks fake, I'm not accepting your follow request. If it's your first night, you have to fight. Everything posted here should be considered a shitpost and in no way the official stance or opinion of my employer, or even considered a cohesive thought.
I am the man in the lighthouse for my org. Full #DFIR owner - IR, TH, TI, FOR. Alerting. Vuln mgmt. Threat mgmt. Brush up against policy. Teaching governance that Availability is part of security. Finally got my Masters. Sho'nuff. Living that Wisconsin life. The nightmare of cold call sales people. Good for the gander, good for the goose.
Cybersecurity weather person and award winning shitposter. Shitposting is an anagram of Top Insights. You may be surprised to know I am not representing my employer here and these are not their opinions. I have Direct Messages disabled - you can send them, but I will never receive them.
Cybersecurity weather person and award winning shitposter. Shitposting is an anagram of Top Insights. You may be surprised to know I am not representing my employer here and these are not their opinions. I have Direct Messages disabled - you can send them, but I will never receive them.
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