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@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza @c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io @angusm@mastodon.social 18th century naval swivel gun to blast the cursed thing to smithereens 💥

@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe more likely they'll invoice you as soon as you start selling coffee 😅

@JohnsNotHere@infosec.exchange secondhand experience...a colleague recently completed the exam. He's an experienced pentester with OSCP and OSEP certs under his belt and from what he reported, it sounded very worthwhile. Especially for building experience and reusable tooling. A caveat about costs though: Either you have lot's of company credits to burn, local hardware that can comfortably run something like qwen3.8-27b without horrendous quantization at ≥150 token/sec, or you're willing to spend another couple of hundred bucks of your own money on credits (just for the exam). It sounded basically impossible to successfully complete the exam in the allotted time without heavy use of AI tooling. As in: you're mostly orchestrating and directing a bunch of agents.

@evacide@hachyderm.io the winning move is not to play. I.e. don't have any devices/data with you when you cross a US border. Even better, if at all possible, don't cross a US border. It's a Kafkaesque twilight zone where you're currently at the mercy of an openly fascist executive branch

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @nyanbinary@infosec.exchange I left them something nice, should they investigate sus Base64 payloads https://moldyratshit.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

@HonkHase aiaiaiai mal sehen wie viele europäische "konservative" Machenschaften man dort drin findet 👀

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social my girlfriend and I have just started to rewatch The Handmaid's Tale...and let's just say it's gotten a *lot* more difficult to watch and we can't do more than an episode at a time

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange of course. That's what we're paying for

@cR0w@infosec.exchange Calling the cops on someone de-flocking the neighborhood 🙄🙄🙄 Don't even need cameras with despicable snitches like that out there

@TheBreadmonkey The Honker Games

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @nyanbinary@infosec.exchange fixed it by changing to url safe and eliminating trailing whitespace

@estelle@mstdn.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange yeah so we can stop being the only species on this planet to burden their lives with intergenerational feudes

@Werschweinchen@mountains.social die Angestellten, die das Tape aus dem coldstorage holen arbeiten nur Mo. - Fr. 9 -18 Uhr 😅

@nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt utterly deranged

@TheBreadmonkey this should become a new tradition at office holiday parties. Mandatory management participation, the rest get to watch. "THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES" 🐓🎺

@rysiek while I'm taking this as a cue to just go to bed and leave computering for tomorrow... RIP to all the shoddily written automations and batch jobs that will fail tonight 🫡 May their knock-on effects be mild tomorrow

@jessie@mastodon.social Der Gerät™ spotted in the wild :blobaww:

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party @eingemaischt@chaos.social @Lana@beige.party damn...so "drain the swamp" might become an actual non-dogwhistle election campaign slogan for the midterms? 😅

@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange moldyratshit.com ...now that's gonna be a curve ball for the SOC team 😄

@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange I think I made it sad

@nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt wait... so Google Translate basically is vulnerable to prompt injection and does not behave like a translator anymore but a general purpose Gemini LLM?

@jaffathecake last time they tried to pull shady shit like that with their Orwellian "Web Environment Integrity" we got them to reverse course and it never exited the prototype stage... So yeah... Let's rage against this

Does nobody test their fucking software anymore?? 😤 #sloppy #phishingfail

@mina@berlin.social öööhm möchtest du heute noch weitere Dinge voraussagen? Könnte ein paar Lotto Zahlen gebrauchen 😄

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social how can a single country unilaterally approve something that will fuck up astronomy research for everyone?

@susannelilith@rheinneckar.social @grickle@mstdn.social es ist der vaderliche Umgang, der den Klon Boys immer gefehlt hat 🥲

@sarajw@front-end.social Vote Bin, not trash

@SheDrivesMobility@norden.social boooah es ist alles so dumm ey 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Wir haben uns neulich auch gegen die Bahn entschieden, weil es zu zweit hin- und zurück über 400€ gekostet hätte statt Auto 2 Tankfüllungen ~130€

@alice@lgbtqia.space mhh...I wonder how fast you'd get from UART shell to "oops I've found all their data" after plucking one of those

@valkyrie@wandering.shop wow now that's some serious cyber-solarpunk shit 😍 Also counts as art in my book

@falk@mastodon.online "death by a thousand paper cuts"

@fluepke@chaos.social hahaha thanks for reminding me of this gem 😂

@jacqueline 😄

@weirdestate@aus.social I mean ... in this economy I think I'd buy any substantial plot of land that's offered to me for under 20.000€ 😅

@estelle@mstdn.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange oh shit, I had no idea! That's amazing 😅

@lectrodan@mastodon.social @FrancoisPrague@mastodon.social @Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy and it just seems to get worse every summer

@icing@chaos.social when you've left behind "10x engineering" for Warhammer 40k orcish engineering 😄

@cyberfelidae@mastodon.social cool, cool, cool! Die US Regierung, deren Stellvertretender Stabschef neulich in einer faschistischen Tirade vom erstarkenden internationalen "Linksterrorismus" fabuliert hat und im gleichen Atemzug gefordert hat, dass Linke Gruppen und Leute, die sie unterstützen und an sie spenden bestraft gehören? Cool...cool

@BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social Wie frech darf ein Konzern/Eine Branche werden bevor sich mal irgendwas bewegt und saftige Übergewinn-Steuern erhoben werden? 🤬

Ricarda Lang heute zum Abschluss nochmal richtig strong im Bundestag

Und einmal mehr gilt: Deutschland du mieses Stück scheiße #GKV #Gesundheitsreform #SPD #CDU

@valkyrie@wandering.shop I could definitely see your work ending up in an installation along the lines of rootkid's¹ work! ¹ https://rootkid.me/works

@gsuberland@chaos.social noooooo fucking way 😮😮🤩

@sash thanks for your work!

@hughsie@mastodon.social on the fence about the usefulness of the "include fix" clause. Do you think you'd really get meaningful fixes out of it that you could merge as-is? Cause in reality, I'd expect many of the non-obvious bugs that remain in highly scrutinized projects like fwupd, to require fixes that carry a lot of potential side-effects. And it may actually be harder to reason about those in a review for a fix that was spit out by an LLM, as opposed to thinking through the problem from the start. Then again, if your test suite is good enough, a fix that passes all tests should be fine to merge I guess 🤔

@rem@front-end.social :blobaww:

So the ECB wants our input of how the next generation of Euro bills should look like... And generally I'm just loving the designs 😍 https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/neweuro/

@jcrabapple@dmv.community I do love me an unbiased independent journalism