#cybertruck

The Register: NASA puts astronauts’ lives in the hands of Tesla’s flaky Cybertruck https://www.theregister.com/science/2026/08/04/nasa-puts-astronauts-lives-in-the-hands-of-teslas-flaky-cybertruck/5282628 #tesla #cybertruck #nasa

Cybertruck Called the Biggest Flop in Automotive History, as Tesla Shares Plummet the Cybertruck has eclipsed the Ford Edsel as the auto industry's benchmark commercial flop on a target-versus-actual basis. Hours later, Tesla posted a Q2 earnings miss, and the stock logged its worst week since 2022. #tesla #cybertruck #business #automotive #auto #cars #trucks #transportation https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/cybertruck-called-biggest-flop-automotive-100137347.html

The clumsy stupidity of the #Cybertruck expresses perfectly the pathetic nature of the ultra-rich. That strikes me as a kind of unintentional honesty.

I parked a few spots down from a #Cybertruck last night, and they're just as stupid looking up-close as they do on the internet. 🤮 #IncelCamino #Deplorean #Swasticar

#Tesla #wankpanzers #Cybertruck more dangerous than ford pinto https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-ford-pinto-comparison

It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/looking-cybertruck-biggest-flop-automotive-145559135.html 🤣 #WeirdCarMastodon #Tesla #Cybertruck

It’s Looking Like the #Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/looking-cybertruck-biggest-flop-automotive-145559135.html

Lego just made a parody of the Wankpanzer! I hope they send the "trucks" to Elon and he steps on a Lego. It'd be the closest thing he's had to a parenting experience. #ElonMusk #Tesla #Cybertruck

Boy, I hope the people in that Cybertruck survived, and if they did, they didn't lose their legs. #tesla #cybertruck #accident

A beautiful family reunion in the Mission. #SanFrancisco #CyberTruck

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I'm glad the doors unlocked so the children inside the Cybertruck and the grandparent weren't burned to death #telsa #cybertruck #fire. Would like to know the reason for the crash. Driver error or mechanical/programmatic. video: 🔗 Primrose School of Lone Tree evacuated after Cybertruck crashes into building, catches fire One child inside the Cybertruck was taken to the hospital with minor injuries, authorities said. https://www.denver7.com/news/local-news/primrose-school-of-lone-tree-evacuated-after-cybertruck-crashes-into-building-starts-fire

hoo boy Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off By Nelson Ireson 05/07/2026 9:00am https://www.kbb.com/car-news/tesla-recalls-cybertruck-because-wheels-may-fall-off/ #tesla #CyberTruck #FuckElonMusk #recall

HEADLIGHTS: a [musical] crashout about modern cars #satire #parody #cybertruck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aDWIYbZWFs

HEADLIGHTS: a [musical] crashout about modern cars #satire #parody #cybertruck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aDWIYbZWFs

Another reason not to buy a #Tesla #Cybertruck: they are poorly made. As videos in this story show, the door strikers were not fastened properly to the car, causing one of this car’s rear doors to swing open on a highway on-ramp. The door happened to be the one next to their baby in a car seat. The bolts on the striker were very obviously not torqued correctly. How this level of obvious error escaped the manufacturing/quality control floor is unknown, but I suspect it’s because the Cybertruck was poorly designed to begin with, and also because Tesla cut corners everywhere during their manufacturing process to save money. Tesla knew that this defect was quite damning, so they offered to buy back the #Wankpanzer, in return for the owner promising not to sue. #cars https://oaklandside.org/2026/01/23/tesla-cybertruck-door-latch-safety-hazard-baby/

This image is from January 1st 2025 and, in my opinion, has remained unbeated as the most iconic photo of the year. If you think of a better candidate for photo of the year, please share it in the comments! #2025wrapped #photography #photo #trump #cybertruck #tesla

Tesla’s 4680 battery supply chain collapses‼️ “A major link in Tesla’s 4680 battery supply chain has just snapped. South Korean battery material supplier L&F Co. announced today that the value of its massive supply deal with Tesla has been slashed by over 99%, signaling a catastrophic drop in demand for the automaker’s in-house battery cells.” Why is that important? This is arguably the strongest evidence yet that Tesla’s 4680 program, and the vehicle that relies on it, the #Cybertruck, is in serious trouble. #tesla #ElonMusk #failhttps://electrek.co/2025/12/29/tesla-4680-battery-supply-chain-collapses-partner-writes-down-dea/