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@TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus
Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
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Apr 07, 2026
IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS
Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying
My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he’d say “okay now you’re just looking for attention” and then he wouldn’t bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that’s how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in
The lady at church told me this and that’s how come I know it’s true
#blessyourkidseverytimes
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IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS
Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying
My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he’d say “okay now you’re just looking for attention” and then he wouldn’t bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that’s how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in
The lady at church told me this and that’s how come I know it’s true
#blessyourkidseverytimes
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