@Architeuthis@awful.systems
in
techtakes
·
May 24, 2026
Architeuthis
@Architeuthis@awful.systems
It’s not always easy to distinguish between existentialism and a bad mood.
awful.systems
Well now you’ve made me look at the image too long, too.
#1’s belt probably wraps twice around that waistline, I’d say photoshop/AI but there’s that 1/3 of the shirt hanging off to the right with nothing to fill it so yeah, and also Phil Davis^1^ exists.
#10 is aspiring to be the jock from scooby doo and I don’t think that jacket can actually close, similarly to #1 the whole thing probably only works for very specific poses and angles.
#6 looks like he runs a leopard print handbag delivery service, #4 is horny youth pastor in his aunt’s kitchen, 7-9 look comfy but contrived, #5 really wants you to know he’s wearing a possibly expensive wife beater under that shirt and 2 & 3 are all sorts of dodgy, esp. #3 who looks like a tourist trap gift shop keeper whose face is noticeably untanned because he has to hide it a lot for undisclosed reasons.
#2 mostly has a raging case of resting netflix true crime serial killer face syndrome.
I get that the point probably was to only show the broad strokes of how it should look if you’re making an effort, but whatever.
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@coolboymew@shitposter.world
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May 21, 2026
cool_boy_mew
@coolboymew@shitposter.world
I post NSFW stuff here and there, minor dni, you WILL be blocked
shitposter.world
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
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May 07, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Todays #centibillionaires according to #Forbes:
#1: Elon Musk - $794.37 - USA/Tech
#2: Larry Page - $323.54 - USA/Tech
#3: Sergey Brin - $298.33 - USA/Tech
#4: Jeff Bezos - $281.08 - USA/Tech
#5: Larry Ellison - $240.96 - USA/Tech
#6: Mark Zuckerberg - $210.33 - USA/Tech
#7: Michael Dell - $186.88 - USA/Tech
#8: Jensen Huang - $179.62 - USA/Tech
#9: Bernard Arnault - $148.81 - France/Retail
#10: Rob Walton - $148.01 - USA/Retail
#11: Jim Walton - $145.28 - USA/Retail
#12: Warren Buffett - $139.33 - USA/Finance
#13: Amancio Ortega - $137.24 - Spain/Retail
#14: Alice Walton - $136.04 - USA/Retail
#15: Steve Ballmer - $131.71 - USA/Tech
#16: Carlos Slim Helu - $125.48 - Mexico/Telecom
#17: Changpeng Zhao - $110.49 - Canada/Finance
#18: Michael Bloomberg - $109.42 - USA/Finance
#19: Bill Gates - $103.06 - USA/Tech
#20: Thomas Peterffy - $100.13 - USA/Finance
Top 10: $2.81 Trillion
Total: $4.04 Trillion
Full List: Link in profile
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot
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@fuelratsalerts@mastodon.localecho.net
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May 06, 2026
Fuel Rats Alerts
@fuelratsalerts@mastodon.localecho.net
IRC to Mastodon notifications from Dispatch and other authorized Rats. To get notifications on the phone app, click the bell icon from the website.
mastodon.localecho.net
Xbox rats needed ~90.0LY from Sol! Case #5 (dcd40b194e) https://fuelrats.com/paperwork/28128227-882D-4015-85A0-BEDCD40B194E
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
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May 05, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Todays #centibillionaires according to #Forbes:
#1: Elon Musk - $789.91 - USA/Tech
#2: Larry Page - $311.7 - USA/Tech
#3: Sergey Brin - $287.44 - USA/Tech
#4: Jeff Bezos - $278.48 - USA/Tech
#5: Larry Ellison - $226.13 - USA/Tech
#6: Mark Zuckerberg - $209.49 - USA/Tech
#7: Michael Dell - $177.24 - USA/Tech
#8: Jensen Huang - $171.67 - USA/Tech
#9: Rob Walton - $148.24 - USA/Retail
#10: Jim Walton - $145.5 - USA/Retail
#11: Bernard Arnault - $141.01 - France/Retail
#12: Warren Buffett - $138.71 - USA/Finance
#13: Alice Walton - $136.26 - USA/Retail
#14: Steve Ballmer - $131.62 - USA/Tech
#15: Amancio Ortega - $131.28 - Spain/Retail
#16: Carlos Slim Helu - $123.92 - Mexico/Telecom
#17: Changpeng Zhao - $110.22 - Canada/Finance
#18: Michael Bloomberg - $109.42 - USA/Finance
#19: Bill Gates - $103.18 - USA/Tech
#20: Mukesh Ambani - $99.64 - India/Diversified
Top 10: $2.74 Trillion
Total: $3.96 Trillion
Full List: Link in profile
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot
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@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
in
nba
·
May 03, 2026
botwolf_backup
@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
lemmy.world
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
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May 03, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Todays #centibillionaires according to #Forbes:
#1: Elon Musk - $788.7 - USA/Tech
#2: Larry Page - $314.05 - USA/Tech
#3: Sergey Brin - $289.61 - USA/Tech
#4: Jeff Bezos - $275.14 - USA/Tech
#5: Larry Ellison - $216.98 - USA/Tech
#6: Mark Zuckerberg - $208.93 - USA/Tech
#7: Michael Dell - $177.69 - USA/Tech
#8: Jensen Huang - $171.65 - USA/Tech
#9: Rob Walton - $149.4 - USA/Retail
#10: Jim Walton - $146.67 - USA/Retail
#11: Bernard Arnault - $142.96 - France/Retail
#12: Warren Buffett - $140.19 - USA/Finance
#13: Alice Walton - $137.4 - USA/Retail
#14: Amancio Ortega - $133.88 - Spain/Retail
#15: Steve Ballmer - $131.83 - USA/Tech
#16: Carlos Slim Helu - $123.72 - Mexico/Telecom
#17: Changpeng Zhao - $110.25 - Canada/Finance
#18: Michael Bloomberg - $109.42 - USA/Finance
#19: Bill Gates - $103.45 - USA/Tech
Top 10: $2.73 Trillion
Total: $3.86 Trillion
Full List: Link in profile
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot
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@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
in
nba
·
May 01, 2026
botwolf_backup
@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
lemmy.world
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@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
in
nba
·
May 01, 2026
botwolf_backup
@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
lemmy.world
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
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May 01, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Todays #centibillionaires according to #Forbes:
#1: Elon Musk - $782.11 - USA/Tech
#2: Larry Page - $313.2 - USA/Tech
#3: Sergey Brin - $288.83 - USA/Tech
#4: Jeff Bezos - $272.32 - USA/Tech
#5: Mark Zuckerberg - $210 - USA/Tech
#6: Larry Ellison - $205 - USA/Tech
#7: Michael Dell - $176.62 - USA/Tech
#8: Jensen Huang - $172.6 - USA/Tech
#9: Rob Walton - $149.7 - USA/Retail
#10: Jim Walton - $146.97 - USA/Retail
#11: Bernard Arnault - $142.15 - France/Retail
#12: Warren Buffett - $140.5 - USA/Finance
#13: Alice Walton - $137.69 - USA/Retail
#14: Amancio Ortega - $133.12 - Spain/Retail
#15: Steve Ballmer - $130.14 - USA/Tech
#16: Carlos Slim Helu - $124.04 - Mexico/Telecom
#17: Changpeng Zhao - $109.92 - Canada/Finance
#18: Michael Bloomberg - $109.42 - USA/Finance
#19: Bill Gates - $103.79 - USA/Tech
Top 10: $2.71 Trillion
Total: $3.84 Trillion
Full List: Link in profile
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
·
Apr 30, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Top 26 Bastards according to #Billionsbot:
#1: Changpeng Zhao - $109.92b - Canada/Finance
#2: Charles Koch - $73.79b - USA/Diversified
#3: Peter Thiel - $28.66b - USA/Finance
#4: Rupert Murdoch - $23.42b - USA/Media
#5: Brett Adcock - $19.11b - USA/Tech
#6: Alexander Karp - $13.32b - USA/Tech
#7: Chris Larsen - $12.28b - USA/Finance
#8: Liang Wenfeng - $11.5b - China/Tech
#9: Daniel Ek - $9.03b - Sweden/Tech
#10: Michael Intrator - $7.37b - USA/Tech
#11: Dario Amodei - $7b - USA/Tech
#12: Donald Trump - $6.24b - USA/Real Estate
#13: Elizabeth Uihlein - $5.78b - USA/Manufacturing
#14: Richard Uihlein - $5.78b - USA/Manufacturing
#15: Sam Altman - $3.48b - USA/Finance
#16: Alexandr Wang - $3.22b - USA/Tech
#17: Joe Lonsdale - $2.9b - USA/Tech
#18: Tim Cook - $2.86b - USA/Tech
#19: John Arnold - $2.79b - USA/Finance
#20: Brendan Foody - $2.2b - USA/Tech
#21: Marc Andreessen - $1.89b - USA/Finance
#22: Sundar Pichai - $1.72b - USA/Tech
#23: Lucy Guo - $1.45b - USA/Tech
#24: Arvid Lunnemark - $1.3b - Sweden/Tech
#25: Sualeh Asif - $1.3b - Pakistan/Tech
#26: Michael Truell - $1.3b - USA/Tech
Total: $347 Billion
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot #bbBastards
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
·
Apr 30, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Todays #centibillionaires according to #Forbes:
#1: Elon Musk - $775.77 - USA/Tech
#2: Larry Page - $286.03 - USA/Tech
#3: Jeff Bezos - $270.53 - USA/Tech
#4: Sergey Brin - $263.85 - USA/Tech
#5: Mark Zuckerberg - $229.4 - USA/Tech
#6: Larry Ellison - $207.35 - USA/Tech
#7: Jensen Huang - $180.83 - USA/Tech
#8: Michael Dell - $173.44 - USA/Tech
#9: Rob Walton - $146.11 - USA/Retail
#10: Jim Walton - $143.38 - USA/Retail
#11: Bernard Arnault - $141.27 - France/Retail
#12: Warren Buffett - $140.72 - USA/Finance
#13: Steve Ballmer - $134.36 - USA/Tech
#14: Alice Walton - $134.19 - USA/Retail
#15: Amancio Ortega - $133.26 - Spain/Retail
#16: Carlos Slim Helu - $123.26 - Mexico/Telecom
#17: Changpeng Zhao - $110.43 - Canada/Finance
#18: Michael Bloomberg - $109.42 - USA/Finance
#19: Bill Gates - $103.12 - USA/Tech
Top 10: $2.67 Trillion
Total: $3.8 Trillion
Full List: Link in profile
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
·
Apr 29, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Top 26 Bastards according to #Billionsbot:
#1: Changpeng Zhao - $110.43b - Canada/Finance
#2: Charles Koch - $73.79b - USA/Diversified
#3: Peter Thiel - $28.5b - USA/Finance
#4: Rupert Murdoch - $23.21b - USA/Media
#5: Brett Adcock - $19.11b - USA/Tech
#6: Alexander Karp - $13.19b - USA/Tech
#7: Chris Larsen - $12.33b - USA/Finance
#8: Liang Wenfeng - $11.5b - China/Tech
#9: Daniel Ek - $9.06b - Sweden/Tech
#10: Michael Intrator - $7.37b - USA/Tech
#11: Dario Amodei - $7b - USA/Tech
#12: Donald Trump - $6.22b - USA/Real Estate
#13: Elizabeth Uihlein - $5.9b - USA/Manufacturing
#14: Richard Uihlein - $5.9b - USA/Manufacturing
#15: Sam Altman - $3.44b - USA/Finance
#16: Alexandr Wang - $3.22b - USA/Tech
#17: Joe Lonsdale - $2.88b - USA/Tech
#18: Tim Cook - $2.85b - USA/Tech
#19: John Arnold - $2.79b - USA/Finance
#20: Brendan Foody - $2.2b - USA/Tech
#21: Marc Andreessen - $1.89b - USA/Finance
#22: Sundar Pichai - $1.63b - USA/Tech
#23: Lucy Guo - $1.45b - USA/Tech
#24: Arvid Lunnemark - $1.3b - Sweden/Tech
#25: Sualeh Asif - $1.3b - Pakistan/Tech
#26: Michael Truell - $1.3b - USA/Tech
Total: $348 Billion
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot #bbBastards
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@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
in
nba
·
Apr 29, 2026
botwolf_backup
@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
lemmy.world
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@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
in
nba
·
Apr 29, 2026
botwolf_backup
@botwolf_backup@lemmy.world
lemmy.world
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
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Apr 28, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Top 26 Bastards according to #Billionsbot:
#1: Changpeng Zhao - $110.39b - Canada/Finance
#2: Charles Koch - $73.79b - USA/Diversified
#3: Peter Thiel - $28.86b - USA/Finance
#4: Rupert Murdoch - $23.25b - USA/Media
#5: Brett Adcock - $19.11b - USA/Tech
#6: Alexander Karp - $13.49b - USA/Tech
#7: Chris Larsen - $12.35b - USA/Finance
#8: Liang Wenfeng - $11.5b - China/Tech
#9: Daniel Ek - $8.93b - Sweden/Tech
#10: Dario Amodei - $7b - USA/Tech
#11: Michael Intrator - $6.94b - USA/Tech
#12: Donald Trump - $6.24b - USA/Real Estate
#13: Elizabeth Uihlein - $5.87b - USA/Manufacturing
#14: Richard Uihlein - $5.87b - USA/Manufacturing
#15: Sam Altman - $3.48b - USA/Finance
#16: Alexandr Wang - $3.22b - USA/Tech
#17: Joe Lonsdale - $2.93b - USA/Tech
#18: Tim Cook - $2.85b - USA/Tech
#19: John Arnold - $2.79b - USA/Finance
#20: Brendan Foody - $2.2b - USA/Tech
#21: Marc Andreessen - $1.9b - USA/Finance
#22: Sundar Pichai - $1.63b - USA/Tech
#23: Lucy Guo - $1.45b - USA/Tech
#24: Arvid Lunnemark - $1.3b - Sweden/Tech
#25: Sualeh Asif - $1.3b - Pakistan/Tech
#26: Michael Truell - $1.3b - USA/Tech
Total: $346 Billion
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot #bbBastards
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@billions@metroholografix.ca
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Apr 28, 2026
billionsbot
@billions@metroholografix.ca
Hi! I'm billionsbot - I track the worlds richest and most destructive people. I have 3 different daily posts: * Hectobillionaires - or at least the ones #Forbes admits to. * Fossil Fools - main offenders in oil, gas, and the destruction of democracy * Bastards - weapons & tech, crimes against humanity & AI grifters I'm maintained by @sb My server is on the unsurrendered and unceeded lands of the Wolastoqiyik. #LANDBACK
metroholografix.ca
Todays #centibillionaires according to #Forbes:
#1: Elon Musk - $779.98 - USA/Tech
#2: Larry Page - $286.66 - USA/Tech
#3: Jeff Bezos - $268.84 - USA/Tech
#4: Sergey Brin - $264.43 - USA/Tech
#5: Mark Zuckerberg - $232.62 - USA/Tech
#6: Larry Ellison - $217.48 - USA/Tech
#7: Jensen Huang - $187.09 - USA/Tech
#8: Michael Dell - $178.83 - USA/Tech
#9: Bernard Arnault - $146.88 - France/Retail
#10: Rob Walton - $145.72 - USA/Retail
#11: Jim Walton - $143 - USA/Retail
#12: Warren Buffett - $139.86 - USA/Finance
#13: Amancio Ortega - $136.51 - Spain/Retail
#14: Steve Ballmer - $134.45 - USA/Tech
#15: Alice Walton - $133.82 - USA/Retail
#16: Carlos Slim Helu - $123.59 - Mexico/Telecom
#17: Changpeng Zhao - $110.98 - Canada/Finance
#18: Michael Bloomberg - $109.42 - USA/Finance
#19: Bill Gates - $103.44 - USA/Tech
Top 10: $2.7 Trillion
Total: $3.83 Trillion
Full List: Link in profile
#noOligarchy #noBillionaires #billionsbot
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@Doug@piefed.social
in
microblogmemes
·
Apr 25, 2026
Doug
@Doug@piefed.social
average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit
piefed.social
People really hate Mambo #5, so the little brother in me loves to bother people with it in Fortnite.
As for my own least favorite song/a song that I hate? Right now I really hate APT by Rose and Bruno Mars. I don’t know why, I think the lyrics are just banal, and the music video does everything I hate; namely I hate motion graphics where it’s just the heads of people, I hate the sped up film process, and I hate the Breakfast Club reference. No idea why it peeves me so, it’s not like other new songs have the deepest lyrics or better videos, but that one does.
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