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yermaw
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UK answer is Hastings Insurance.
OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.
Not sure if that even still exists. Haven't heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.
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yermaw
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Farmers, allegedly, have no way of ensuring that cow faeces does not enter the product at the milking stage and if the general public were to find out about it it could have an annihilating impact on the dairy market at large. Fortunately, I have not detected this issue in any way with this particular bottle. 5 stars.
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yermaw
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"but they didnt show the whole video" is always an acceptable argument as long as its true, no matter which side is saying it.
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yermaw
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They flipped my mom!?
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yermaw
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Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO
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My dream is to become rich/famous/powerful/influential enough to meet trump, then just Do this in front of all the cameras
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There are still some people alive who remember WW2 and the holocaust. We know how much there is to lose, and we also know that licking fascist boot doesn't guarantee safety.
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Its not boiling because you're watching it. This is basic stuff people.
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 10, 2026
Look at the guys face. That book ain’t making it to the contraband locker.
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There's some lucrative career opportunities opening up in that field. The right candidate could go straight to the bottom!
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 09, 2026
What a chief
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yermaw
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Trumpcoin moon when?
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yermaw
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Yeah theres a time and a place. And surely that place is here.
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yermaw
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Honestly if people didnt need to take the first job they could under threat of homelessness i truly believe enough people will just end up doing everything we need done out of the sheer need to do something
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yermaw
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Sorry I'm going through a tunnel
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yermaw
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Im not your guy fwiend
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 08, 2026
Imagine doing sassy-food-merchant social-media viral-marketing about global terrorism in real time.
Something very fundamental has perverted in us.
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 07, 2026
Do yourself a favour. Dont sort by All
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yermaw
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Im the king of the swingers
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yermaw
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His thinking is augmented
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yermaw
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Depends on how extreme, but a couple pints a night will raise less eyebrows than saying “i dont drink”
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yermaw
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Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text.
Motherfuckers got my number.
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yermaw
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But when they do, will he be able to say "we're playing Minecraft here, can we cool it with USA politics?" Without being told to get his head out the sand? I mean, theres rich people he'll never meet or influence in any way destroying the world, itd be pretty irresponsible to allow him a space to disassociate with it.
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yermaw
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I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative. In either case, booyah.
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I know but how far does it need to go? How long until my kids are force fed shit about some American political bollocks on their Minecraft server?
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 04, 2026
Stay on the edge of your seat, this season of The Human Show could go anywhere.
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 04, 2026
I hope its too late, but do some super chill game like stardew valley and fall asleep in your chair
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 04, 2026
Well you know how you go diagonal, and you go in an L shape, I go…different…
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 04, 2026
Please be AI. Im overstimulated just from the still image
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 30, 2026
I sincerely hope even a single detail of this is real
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 30, 2026
Starts feeling pride
Remembers UK isnt EU
le shameface
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 30, 2026
Dont need facts. You can tell because of the numbers
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yermaw
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Go back and offer that guy pizza AND FRIES.
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yermaw
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If you dont do the tasks they tend to get harder and harder to do until you have to miss a few nights sleep to catch up.
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 22, 2026
In Minecraft
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 19, 2026
Last time this happened to me was my first visit to a Turkish barber. After the third what I was scared of appearing racist because he had such a strong accent, so I just said “aye pal” and gave him a thumbs up hoping that would be the end of it. Then suddenly he had a ball of fire on a stick waving it at my head.
Turns out he was offering me an ear-flame which id never heard of before. Its pretty terrifying with no warning.
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yermaw
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The world mocks you only as standard preset punchlines. Its more upholding tradition than actually funny or real.
For rioting over small shit, I assure you you have our utmost respect.
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yermaw
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I've had that same hat on while stoned about bitcoin.
"Some guy" who nobody knows even exists just said "psst. Hey. Theres money. If you all hook your computers up to the same network and set the power to maximum its literally free money bro".
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yermaw
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Nope, I was just desperate for something to say other than "I have absolutely no ambition"
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yermaw
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Mate I'm its even worse than we could possibly imagine by now.
~20 years ago, when smartphones were new and super expensive, I arranged to meet my friend using Facebook chat. I did not have a mobile phone at all, I used desktop PC to access it. While I was in his car we were talking about possible careers and I said i would probably enjoy being a teacher. When I got home and logged back in, every single banner ad was for teaching courses, teach English abroad, teachers wanted.
It definitely used his smartphones microphone to hear that there were 2 people in the car, and used the chat log to figure out it was me, and this was a long time ago.
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yermaw
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I can follow the first 2 steps and then my brains hands are full. Its searching for somewhere to store the information while theyre still talking. By the time I start properly listening again they’re on step 7. If I ask them to repeat themselves they’ll get annoyed that I wasnt listening. If I do it wrong they’ll get annoyed that I wasnt listening.
Luckily I’ve got pretty good at winging it, and I dont take roles where I cant do proper damage by fucking up.
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Mar 09, 2026
And it was such a heartbreaking experience, I dont know who saw that and said yes daddy please.
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yermaw
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A lot of the time we do know, but we’re terrified of getting it wrong and getting rejected and maybe worse.
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onehundredninetysix
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Mar 07, 2026
Take my half-baked answer with a pinch of salt. I’ve no dog in this fight.
We hear more from trans women because nobody cares about men. The media dont attack them so they’re not forced to defend themselves.
I’m fairly certain trans people just want to live as whatever gender they’re trying to be, they dont want to spend their time talking about who they used to be or the fact that they’re different like that. Trans men actually have the opportunity to do so.
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yermaw
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Absolutely. It doesnt make it factually correct, but personally. Kid in my area is in ICU after getting attacked with a hammer. Thats so much more worrying to me than school shooters in America.
Obviously one is worse than the other, but one happened near me and one is an ocean away.
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 07, 2026
Counting or not counting waffle cones?
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yermaw
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I strongly suspect hurt feefees but you're absolutely right.
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yermaw
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They’ve been telling us and warning us but i thought they were just being “hysterical” or overly sensitive to stuff. Nazi Germany is still taught in history basically everywhere right? We all understand its unforgivable and a black spot in the Human experience, and we all know to never repeat that.
Its really weird and scary to see it actually gearing up again.
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