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#xkcd No. 3245
Date: 2026-5-13
Title: Results Age
Alt text: Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.
https://xkcd.com/3245/
#xkcd No. 3233
Date: 2026-4-15
Title: Make It Myself
Alt text: It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!
https://xkcd.com/3233/
#xkcd No. 3232
Date: 2026-4-13
Title: Countdown Standard
Alt text: Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
https://xkcd.com/3232/
#xkcd No. 3228
Date: 2026-4-3
Title: Day Counter
Alt text: It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.
https://xkcd.com/3228/
#xkcd No. 3203
Date: 2026-2-4
Title: Binary Star
Alt text: The discovery of a fully typographical star system comes with a big asterisk.
https://xkcd.com/3203/
#xkcd No. 3167
Date: 2025-11-12
Title: Car Size
Alt text: 'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
https://xkcd.com/3167/
#xkcd No. 3057
Date: 2025-2-28
Title: Excusing Yourself
Alt text: The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.
https://xkcd.com/3057/
#xkcd No. 3056
Date: 2025-2-26
Title: RNA
Alt text: 2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.
https://xkcd.com/3056/