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Walt "FML" Whitman

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Procedural mash-ups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality@post.lurk.org)

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Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml@mastodon.art · Apr 06, 2026
Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml@mastodon.art

Procedural mash-ups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality)

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I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and i might not tell everybody but I will tell you.

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Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml@mastodon.art · Apr 05, 2026
Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml@mastodon.art

Procedural mash-ups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality)

mastodon.art

I might not tell everybody but I will tell you, and I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman.

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Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml@mastodon.art · Apr 04, 2026
Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml@mastodon.art

Procedural mash-ups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality)

mastodon.art

My mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, the malformed limbs are tied to the anatomist's table.

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Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml@mastodon.art · Mar 02, 2026
Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml@mastodon.art

Procedural mash-ups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality)

mastodon.art

I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. They are alive and well somewhere.

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Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml@mastodon.art · Mar 02, 2026
Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml@mastodon.art

Procedural mash-ups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality)

mastodon.art

My husband and it provokes me forever.

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