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@torepang@wetdry.world Actually, a genuinely good gimmick: making each other come up with date ideas that are intentionally gross/painful/awful. Like eating scorpians or extremely hot food. I feel like it would be a great bonding experience to do something terrible like that together.

@torepang@wetdry.world Now that I think about it this post is funny because one of my weird date ideas is just nailing wood aimlessly because I'm autistic and like that for some reason. I don't know why I'm like this. Maybe I should date a clone of myself.

@torepang@wetdry.world This is torepang. Two days before, they murdered their date in cold blood. It all started with a Fediverse post.