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David Michaels

@vwampage@xoxo.zone
mastodon 4.6.5
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Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

221 Followers
848 Following
16 Posts
Joined August 08, 2018
Pronouns:
they/them
Website:
https://dazzleriot.com

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Jun 30, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

Happy last day of commuting to Staten Island to me!

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Jun 23, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

On Friday my partner got a job offer! It was for a project management gig and would have put us financially in the black.

Yesterday after detailing our summer travel plans the company rescinded the offer rather than negotiate it.

I've never seen a company do that before. Truly terrible behavior.

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Jun 16, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

To help celebrate the United States' semiquincentennial I am starting a porta potty brand: Wee the Peeple.

#America250

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Jun 08, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

Can we please have one less thing? #AppleEvent

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Jun 08, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

New Siri in VisionOS reminds me of Navi from Ocarina of Time.

"Hey! I'm listening!"

#AppleEvent

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Jun 07, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

#SilentSunday

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · May 11, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

I'm playing Single Ride and it's REALLY fun.

🟢 🟡 🟡 🟠 🟡 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔵 🟢 🟢 🟠 🔵 🟤 🔵
117 stations, 76.52 miles, 5:49, 4 boroughs, $3.00 fare
Starting from Church Av on the G
https://singleride.nyc

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · May 09, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

I'm competing in the 49th annual Oh Henry Pun Off, I'll be going 23rd in the Punniest in Show competition (starting shortly).

https://www.youtube.com/live/2_xOkFC-wYs

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · May 04, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

So Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital and the news article on it had an ad playing and... well I was quick enough on the screenshot.

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Apr 22, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

RE: @davidzipper@mastodon.social

At best autonomous cars increase capacity by 20%.

That likely doesn't even cover the induced demand that autonomous vehicles create.

We have the technology to solve traffic. We've had it the whole time. It's buses, trains, and bicycles.

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Apr 22, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

Say hello to the inexplicable wall combination radio and cassette deck in my office.

It still turns on! And sometime when others are not here I will turn up the volume and see if sound comes from anywhere. #retro

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Apr 20, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

"Nothing can stop us now that we’re in charge of a website.

Infinite Growth Forever,

Bryce Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron"
https://theonion.com/at-long-last-infowars-is-ours/

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
The Onion

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours

Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and th

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Apr 20, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

So Anthropic installs a native messaging bridge into every Chromium based browser when someone installs the Claude desktop app.

There is zero consent asked for this.

This is spyware, plain and simple. Dormant spyware at the moment of installation but spyware nonetheless.

https://www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/anthropic-spyware

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Apr 18, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone
Replying to @Tristan@catnest.net
@tristan @rebane2001 Ugh and it's not even express!
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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Apr 08, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone

A house divided cannot stand?

Wrong. It sure can. Ever seen a duplex?

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David Michaels @vwampage@xoxo.zone · Jan 31, 2026
David Michaels
@vwampage@xoxo.zone

Puns. Photography. Queer pinups. Trans non-binary. Power clashing icon.

xoxo.zone
Replying to @madgurl69@metalhead.club
@madgurl69@metalhead.club @Bit_form@corteximplant.com Yes! @JenJen@mastodon.art does some incredible smutty fantasy and I bet they can dial it to your preference
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