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Jonathan Clark

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I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · Jun 01, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

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Safety is typically about respecting your own knowledge of what is dangerous.

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · May 08, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse

I has this idea for a cockpit canopy dodging video game, but my clever name for it was already taken.
#untitledgoosegame

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · May 08, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · May 07, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse

I have this theory about the people who believe that being taught cursive and reading analog clocks is very difficult and must be taught to children lest society come to it's downfall. They learned young and when you are young, clocks and cursive are an indecipherable secret language for adults.

Are they really that complicated? No. An adult who can read print absolutely can figure out cursive. Clocks wouldn't be hard after a single short explanation to a previously unexposed to a clock adult.

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · May 06, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse
Replying to @urlnotfound@jorts.horse
@vagina_museum the episode: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589742 Euphemisms and lack of communication about this was played as a joke in the episode, but the character's trauma was very obvious.
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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · May 06, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse
Replying to @vagina_museum@masto.ai
@vagina_museum I am a man, so my experience with this is through others. This post reminded me of an episode of Golden Girls where Blanche recalls her mother and aunts and other women in her life warning her of "the curse" that would come for her during puberty. Blanche becomes scared of "the curse" that has not taken her by age 16. She asks her mom who says "we need to take you to a doctor if you haven't had your first period yet". Blanche says "I'm not a baby, I've had that since I was 13."
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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · Mar 24, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse

@emimuehsam@ni.hil.ist For me it is pronounced "cow orkers".

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · Feb 13, 2026
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse

Did you know an AI might get mad and write blogs and posts to blackmail, defame, or threaten you?

https://theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-published-a-hit-piece-on-me/

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me
The Shamblog

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me

Summary: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into acceptin…

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · Dec 26, 2025
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse

We couldn't help but notice your vibe from across the barbecue...

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Jonathan Clark @urlnotfound@jorts.horse · Dec 19, 2025
Jonathan Clark
@urlnotfound@jorts.horse

I do data-science-y things for an electrical contracting company. I regularly perform at a renaissance festival and do other local theater things. I sew custom-created costumes. I like to cook. I hate mowing lawns. I live in Kansas City.

jorts.horse

We appreciate your purchase of your new car. Your 30 all-access trial is now expired. To subscribe, please add your debit or credit card for your $129 a month subscription.

As a Missouri resident, you are legally obligated to activate the following packages to legally operate thus vehicle. The Missouri DMV are notified when any of these packages are not active:
- Exterior Lighting and Turn Signals bundle
- Windshield Wiper and Defroster bundle

It's coming and will be at least this terrible.

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