thesohoriots

This is more of a tool, but I have a set of 4” knipex cobra pliers that are perfect for around the house. Just small enough to fit into about any space, super grippy, and you can easily make minute adjustments to the plier spacing. I’ve used them more than any other tool I own. Oh, and noise-canceling headphones (ideally over-the-ear). Instant quality of life upgrade.

Warning: super long read. But a very interesting genealogy of free bread! I thoroughly enjoyed this.

Also, why I hate Olive Garden:

Horner’s demonic calculation for how many slices or rolls each table’s basket should contain is [Number of diners] + 1. Unevenly divisible bread creates “a tension that I really enjoy.”

Heck, my surface pro 3 makes a great Linux machine. Still tweaking it but the touchscreen works just fine with Mint, so even an old one could probably do just fine.

They should ask ChatGPT for tips on tax fraud. “You’re really taking initiative here! Let’s consider how to invest those funds instead into vans full of fertilizer and punch up a manifesto!”

Labubuntu

“25 or 6 to 4” by Chicago. He’s a band geek at heart, so the horn section is a must.

I know, I like the meme, and we can have fun here :)

“Wait a second…is that from the ‘83 tour?!”

As I’ve always said, defund MBAs

I’m a little curious as to why they used a gift card and didn’t just pay with their own card. Seems a hassle to add the extra step.

Been waiting for this one all day.

Get to shuckin’

“So I just…cut them up like regular chickens?”

Green? Like RADIOACTIVE? Like three mile island? Fool me twice, don’t get fooled again!