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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jul 10, 2026

RE: https://mas.to/@RikerGoogling/116892553171453858 X the everything app obviously

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jun 06, 2026

RE: @thedansimonson@lingo.lol

Unfortunately, I did not get to photograph my second pizza because it was done right as soon as guests arrived, and they ate it and said it was really good.

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jun 05, 2026

RE: @arstechnica@mastodon.social

finally some good fucking news

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Ars Technica: "S&P 500 blocks fast SpaceX entry, won’t waive rul…" - Mastodon

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jun 04, 2026

RE: @thedansimonson@lingo.lol

When the seven plagues of Egypt happen to you but you also caused and could have stopped all of them

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Люблю хлеб: "I’m at the ai bubble I’m at the energy crisis I’…" - Lingolol

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jun 04, 2026

I’m at the ai bubble
I’m at the energy crisis
I’m at the fertilizer shortage
I’m at the screw worm plague
I’m at the record breaking El Niño

I’m at the combination ai bubble energy crisis fertilizer shortage screw worm plague record breaking El Niño

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jun 03, 2026

I made pizza dough from scratch.

Gonna make some tweaks next time, but turned out really good for a first pass.

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jun 02, 2026

Space Titanic

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jun 02, 2026

“If does not make money, why money making shaped????”

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · May 16, 2026

Replying to @peter@thepit.social

@peter@thepit.social don’t worry, this will be a total flop. It’s a half-baked solution without a problem anyone cares about, because the problem it actually solves is “how can we find a way to surveil you even more.”

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · May 11, 2026

Replying to @Wintergr33n@lingo.lol

@Wintergr33n@lingo.lol yea I’ve noticed that on Reddit as well. Op: “Look at this thing I made!” Everyone else: “no you didn’t”

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · May 10, 2026

Every time someone claims they “vibe coded an app,” at least one of the following is true:
- It’s completely worthless garbage because the software is unmaintainable slop.
- It’s of marginal commodity value because it can easily be copied by someone else vibe coding.
- They’re lying.

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · May 06, 2026

Replying to @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

@MarkHoltom give her a key

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Feb 06, 2026

Replying to @taylorlorenz@mastodon.social

@taylorlorenz@mastodon.social no one can buy the whole network and trash it

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Sep 03, 2025

Replying to @janerationx@mastodon.online

@janerationx@mastodon.online it’s a numbers game. Add a little desperation and senility, and it’ll snatch a few identities

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Apr 20, 2025

Replying to @anderseknert@swecyb.com

@anderseknert@swecyb.com yes... HA HA HA... YES!

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Sep 14, 2024

Replying to @davekarpf@mastodon.social

@davekarpf "Did Paul Graham impart genuinely original knowledge to them, or just fete them with stories about what special boys they all were, while open the doors to copious amounts of seed funding?" Graham's posts (ahem "essays") are clever sounding assertions mixed with a special kind of reader flattery intended to appeal to a specific set of young, naive, ambitious men with the larger goal of driving them into YC to work them long hours below minimum wage.

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Jul 19, 2024

Replying to @nsaphra@sigmoid.social

@nsaphra@sigmoid.social I think so. Was this at Hopkins?

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Sep 20, 2023

Replying to @jeffhorton@mstdn.ca

@jeffhorton@mstdn.ca @mcc@mastodon.social on a long enough time scale, this will happen

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Sep 20, 2023

Replying to @mcc@mastodon.social

@mcc@mastodon.social prior to the Jrjjn hypothesis, the prevailing theory was that it was a notable religious text, “HP Printer QuickStart Guide,” viewed as so essential that it was printed in ten languages, with multiple revisions and translations, detailing evolving ritual performances for the great god whose name “HP” whose name—like “YHWH”—was forbidden pronunciation

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The Summer of Bike @thedansimonson@lingo.lol · Apr 27, 2023

Replying to @wchr@mastodon.social

@wchr@mastodon.social “hello this is bing’s annual ‘best of the web report’ and it seems the most popular website is ‘Google Chrome download’ followed by ‘Firefox download,’”

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