Kit Lotor :neofox:

@goaty@meow.social i sometimes wonder how different things would’ve been if I decided to convince one of my siblings to buy me one or two of them when I discovered them, when they were like $8 or something knowing how i was, though, i would’ve probably spent it on some random novelty, and i’d instead be wishing I hadn’t used it to buy fast food or something

@goaty@meow.social there’s a reason everyone hates nvidia, it’s because they’re goliath and they act like it, too. Also doesn’t help that AMD is a bit of a dick too. They both suck as GPU companies, AMD is just less of a pain on linux.

@Bwee@meow.social yeah, because they wanted to be called stimky, not sweet and charming :P

@ben@mastodon.lubar.me yeah, i dunno if it qualifies as old, they only released it five years ago. …wait, no, i’m thinking about the anniversary edition. they only released it eight years ago. …wait, no, i’m thinking about the very special edition. they only released it nine years ago. …wait, no, i’m thinking about the VR edition. they only released it ten years ago. …wait, no, i’m thinking about the special edition. they only-

@ben@mastodon.lubar.me @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space truly, mastodon is some extraordinarily functional software, as is every other fedded verse software

@ben@mastodon.lubar.me @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space through a game of fediverse telephone (https://fedi.lynnesbian.space/@lynnesbian/116518491004408241) i wish to convey to you that:

• lynne cannot reply to or interact with you for reasons I have not been made aware of
• your middle name is not "the daily wtf" or "alien swarm"
• the app in question is signal desktop for linux

...in hindsight, I'm not sure if the first or second points were ones I was meant to convey. regardless,

@owashe@meow.social But then if I go to California to learn more, I’m doing the very thing that this warning is warning me against

@portalz@transfur.social @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com congrats on the… openai job?

@Siph conversely, never run terminal unless you’re about to decommission it

@flussence@pleroma.flussence.eu @sierrashark@social.treehouse.systems speaking of, check this page out: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nullge

@flussence@pleroma.flussence.eu @sierrashark@social.treehouse.systems funnily enough, digging into it, this is the artist themselves doing this, which… well done, no notes, congrats to them for becoming the official wikipedia pooltoy representation

@PsyChuan I think you’re getting confused, he leaves the cave overnight so he can give all the children of the world presents

@rey @LexYeen …wow! telegram is run by a bunch of ghouls! Not a surprising statement at all, but fuck.

@cargo@meow.social i’m not from meow social, but unfortunately i’ve got bad news there activitypub is just. not able to handle username changes. you’ll need to create a new account with your desired username and migrate there if you want to change username. there’s a reason i still use tenna here, despite the fact i kinda stopped using that name when a certain part of a well known game released last year ^^”

@aisling@critter.cafe I mean, he could be Billy Joel if he didn’t start the fire

@aisling@critter.cafe there’s a nonzero percent chance that guy started the fire

@chirpbirb fediverse users who go to a doctor’s appointment are heading to the mediverse

@BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com @luna@tech.lgbt it’s one baby every 8 seconds though, not 8 babies every second

@luna@tech.lgbt and yet, it’s also 0 feet per second …or .25 feet per second, depending on what metric you’re looking at. But, .25 feet per second would be .17 mph, so none of these match up

@Inumo@dragon.style alternate 2023: "Do you want to know something? Many people who do web searches want to know things. In this article, we will discuss how to find information on the Internet so that you can learn more information." "Before the Internet, people read books and articles in order to learn information. However, with advances in technology, finding information has gotten easier than ever. Now you... (insert annoying ad here) ...only need to do web search in order to find information. But how do you do a web search?" *continues to go on for twenty paragraphs' worth of filler and advertisements*