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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in memes · 2h ago

This generalization can fuck off in a number of different ways.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3d ago

The trash can got so full they had to start spewing garbage back out instead.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3d ago

So THAT'S why the British call them "birds".

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4d ago

Isn't this a Star Wars name generator?

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4d ago

If the have "reams" of data on me, good luck reading through it all. [This is a sarcastically humourous take on the fact that the word "reams" is used, which is a measure of blocks of 500 pieces of paper.]

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4d ago

Probably something balanced and informational, right? padmehopeful.jpg padmelesshopeful.jpg

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4d ago

Doctor Pepper, maybe…

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5d ago

Ah, that's why you're so shit at it. Diagnosis made!

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5d ago

Woke up in the morning, don't believe what I saw, hundred billion glizzies, washed up on the shore…

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5d ago

So you're a shit doctor. Good to know, enjoy the malpractice suit.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5d ago

Came here for this. #2 would bend over once and be down for life. Not to mention those front knees would be under tremendous pressure, even just normal walking would be punishing.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5d ago

Would the real skin flaky please stand up?

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 10, 2026

Can’t wake up until I’ve boofed my dark roast.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 10, 2026

You mixed up your meds again.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 10, 2026

Come ON, we're SUPPOSED to stop talking about it!!

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Apr 10, 2026

At this point anything they loudly complain about I presume they are doing themselves behind closed doors.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 10, 2026

She kicked me out when I asked for hot sauce.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 10, 2026

If you can git that in your pocket it can double as a leg splint.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 09, 2026

Nobody sees the passive income and the flush bank account. Because my passive income is searching couch cushions and my bank account is an NSF check magnet.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Apr 09, 2026

No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Apr 09, 2026

Can’t, they got ate.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Apr 08, 2026

That’s cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 07, 2026

I plead the 5th. And I'll be disappointed if you don't do it.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 07, 2026

Take it to the country, find a 10-12" culvert under a driveway or access, pull a winch line through the culvert, attach it firmly to the mattress, winch until the mattress is all the way in the culvert, cut the winch line, and you're done. Optional: call one of those YouTube drain clearing guys.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 07, 2026

OW. Yeah, evidently.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 07, 2026

How do I finger my fingers??

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Apr 07, 2026

“The keyboard is in the way, I can’t find the ‘send’ button!”

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 07, 2026

Geez, guy could have just swiped left.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 03, 2026

It works sometimes??

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 03, 2026

Right wing architecture

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Apr 02, 2026

No, but telling them about your Twitch channel was a bad idea.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in memes · Apr 01, 2026

What, no love for platinumfish?

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Apr 01, 2026

But do they have bacon bits in them??

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Mar 31, 2026

Nacho cheese would win for mouth feel too. Salsa, tasty as it is, is just a mess of wet and chunky.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Mar 30, 2026

Gotta get that refractory time down.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Mar 19, 2026

It’s cobalt and navy.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Mar 14, 2026

Can confirm.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in onehundredninetysix · Mar 07, 2026

Buy. The. GOOD. Tuna.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in memes · Mar 04, 2026

This week is the longest month so far this year

Maybe humans just need to hibernate through February and March, I dunno man.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Feb 27, 2026

"Cooking laundry" implies that clothes are raw, and you made me think that, and I don't like it.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Feb 25, 2026

There was a specific flavour that, after the initial sweetness dissipated tasted eerily similar to when I performed cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is great. Same flavour in gum, really not so much.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works in lemmyshitpost · Feb 23, 2026

Scratchier, Daddy.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Feb 22, 2026

It’s a mobile version of a man cave - a schmuck truck.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Feb 14, 2026

BEAN MY VALENTINE

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Feb 11, 2026

Air gone. Air lock

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Feb 07, 2026

Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Feb 02, 2026

PP TIN-Y? Y-ES ❤️

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Jan 23, 2026

Looks expensive to live in, it's all costal.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Jan 16, 2026

Elastigirl gets irradiated.

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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · Jan 16, 2026

…SO many questions… …that I will be keeping to myself.

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