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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · May 10, 2026

Replying to @devtest@framapiaf.org

@devtest@framapiaf.org @beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange Ruined?

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · May 07, 2026

Replying to @Francehelder@mastodon.social

@Francehelder@mastodon.social I bet it has impressive performance.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · May 06, 2026

ai Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

Of course, even the (smaller) bank I use for my business upsells AI for freelancers now... promising 10x efficiency... which reminds me of psychology of a market cycle and that we must be somewhere around the peak... soon to plateau, followed by "the correction" we're waiting for.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · May 04, 2026

Idea for a game: you have to decide if a statement, post, image or whatever is from a drunk person or a slop machine.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · May 03, 2026

New (old) Microsoft/Minecraft dark pattern in the wild: emails about failed charges to something never subscribed to (only bought a license years ago).

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · May 01, 2026

Replying to @ascherbaum@mastodon.social

@ascherbaum@mastodon.social Ist die Regierung (indirekt) nicht eh Teil des Kartells? Besonders mit dem ganzen Lobbyismus kann man nicht ernsthaft glauben dass die im Interesse des Volkes - oder wenigstens eines Großteils davon - handelt.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @AaronDavid@beige.party

@AaronDavid The alt text still seems to be loading as well?

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @amorgner@frankfurt.social

@amorgner @tante As far as I can see, our current systems have no mandatory accountability, and lack necessary consequences in breach of it - it's a conceptual problem, which, unless addressed will never stop the loop of exploitation before regulation. In concrete terms that means companies can't just be virtual legal entities that worst case are just shut down, at best with financial downsides, while the damage is done. And it includes boards and shareholders as well next to customers.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @amorgner@frankfurt.social

@amorgner @tante We as an industry need to be held accountable to begin with. What businesses get away with is unbelievable. Innovation most of the time seems to destroy the planet for capital gains, but it's all good until regulated? That's the wrong mindset, and it needs to stop.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @tante@tldr.nettime.org

@tante Or straight up fascism as a service given who peddles it.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 20, 2026

Replying to @CatAClock@wetdry.world

@CatAClock @kepano Sort of. They didn't make it, but bought it. That was the first sign to stop using it I think.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 12, 2026

Replying to @Piratenpartij@mastodon.social

@Piratenpartij The irony here seems to be using GenAI for images?

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 12, 2026

Replying to @delta@chaos.social

@delta Nice dig at one of the biggest criticisms for Signal and why it isn't worth donating I think. Many foundation salaries are BigTech grotesque, so this is really nice to see in contrast.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @ErikUden@mastodon.de

@ErikUden Falls jemand noch mehr Gründe brauch um auszuwandern...

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @marz@caw.corbode.com

@marz @nash "Consider the benefits of the following deployment strategy and ..."

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @mikrotik@mikrotik.social

@mikrotik I wanted to ask how much they charge, but all I got was static 😉

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @snornik@techhub.social

@snornik Security Sloperator? 😂

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Mar 16, 2026

Replying to @momo@social.linux.pizza

@momo @MMagdowski Wäre ja komisch wenn's nicht wieder auf Keine Intelligenz rausläuft.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Mar 10, 2026

Replying to @JennyFluff@chitter.xyz

@JennyFluff@chitter.xyz @cwebber@social.coop @KimPerales@toad.social AWS is now Apparently Web Slop

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Mar 04, 2026

Replying to @mntmn@mastodon.social

@mntmn This is the way! Keeping the craft alive!

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Jan 05, 2026

Replying to @Natasha_Jay__dup_31065@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Could explain Firefox?

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Jan 04, 2026

Replying to @toni@zug.network

@toni@zug.network @vkc@linuxmom.net Met so many devs who only did it for the money, it's not even funny. And I'm pretty certain they're into slop now, as they never really cared about the craft.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Dec 30, 2025

Replying to @simoon@post.lurk.org

@simoon@post.lurk.org And if you mix them: https://cooklang.org/

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Dec 18, 2025

Replying to @signalapp@mastodon.world

@signalapp No. Not as long as the salaries at the top are as ridiculously high as seen earlier this year. Get your finances in order first, then consider asking for donations. There are better things to sponsor then sillycon valley style salaries.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Nov 25, 2025

Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay Ook!

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Oct 17, 2025

Replying to @VQuaschning@mastodon.green

@VQuaschning@mastodon.green Deutschland exportiert noch was anderes als Waffen?

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Aug 27, 2025

Replying to @MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social

@MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social Reputation for what? From the looks maybe colonization?

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Jul 24, 2025

Replying to @davebloggt@toot.kif.rocks

@davebloggt@toot.kif.rocks Able to decrypt: capitalism.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Mar 24, 2025

Replying to @tagesschau@ard.social

@tagesschau@ard.social Sagt doch einfach was es ist: Vetternwirtschaft.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Feb 02, 2025

Replying to @djlink@mastodon.gamedev.place

@djlink@mastodon.gamedev.place Let's talk about measurement units then... 😂

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Dec 18, 2024

Replying to @autonomysolidarity@todon.eu

@autonomysolidarity@todon.eu An sich doch eher "Is your child human?", oder?

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Nov 10, 2024

Replying to @Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social

@Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social I recommend considering Dunbar's Number as an upper limit instead, as it reflects how we can cope with group dynamics.

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Simon Dassow @simondassow@masto.ai · Nov 07, 2024

Replying to @ian@phpc.social

@ian@phpc.social @syntaxseed@phpc.social Along those lines I would like to mention Fyne, a GoLang based native UI toolkit that runs on mobile and other devices. Quite the relief to get back to "real" user interfaces 😉

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