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Simon Welsh

@simon_w@cloudisland.nz
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A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

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Joined May 13, 2020
Pronouns:
He/They
Blog that needs some TLC:
https://coding-aloud.nz
Gitlab:
https://gitlab.com/simon_w

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · 5d ago
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
RE: https://cloudisland.nz/@simon_w/117069245749368310 Turns out they don’t know “I’m on a boat” and now I’m over here turning into a pile of dust
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · 5d ago
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
It’s ice-cream time!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Aug 02, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Package that requires a signature is out for delivery. It’s going to show up as soon as I got to the toilet isn’t it
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 31, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @yaakov@cloudisland.nz
@yaakov@cloudisland.nz Why are they things you can be transferred between and not just the same call centre with priority vs not lines
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 30, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @ultranurd@tacobelllabs.net
@ultranurd@tacobelllabs.net So stop packing tape and use it to stick things together instead
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 30, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @dysfun@social.treehouse.systems
@dysfun@social.treehouse.systems Running away from PHP, entirely because it’s so damn hard to get a decent job with it nowadays
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 30, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Really don’t like having to be in the office
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 28, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @PetraOleum@cloudisland.nz
@PetraOleum@cloudisland.nz the current system (http://www.emergencyalert.gov.au) is SMS based and had massive issues with delayed receiving (some as late as 2 weeks) or not being received at all during the 19/20 fire season. Australia also doesn’t require verification of SMS sender ID, so yeah. The one benefit it has, and the stated reason Queensland aren’t going to use AusAlert, is it can also automatically call landlines.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 28, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @coolandnormal@aus.social
@coolandnormal@aus.social At least it wasn’t AMBER Alert
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 28, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Are people still receiving AusAlert or is it already doing better with regards to timely distribution than the existing 0444444444 SMS-based system that couldn’t handle the 2019/20 fire season?
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 23, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz

Things I need to:

  • Learn a more sellable language than PHP (Python? Rust? Go?)
  • Update CV
  • Maintain a 75% study load
  • Work full time
  • Parent
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 22, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
And then I’m the one that got a talking to for calling doing so condescending. Not the person talking to me like I’m not human.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 22, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Project lead is now instructing me with prompts for chatbots. I hate this timeline.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 19, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @Violinknitter@wandering.shop
@Violinknitter@wandering.shop Samaria are Victorian now.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 19, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
No one is brave enough to do a faithful adaptation of Lord of the Rings to any sort of screen. I want to know what Frodo did for the 17 years between Bilbo leaving The Shire and when he left.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 17, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Looks like the Linux Kernel is going full un-copyrightable!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jul 17, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Love how it’s now taking me a lot longer to respond to internal briefs because of the massively increased cognitive load of LLM-generated prose. Just write it yourself, will actually be way more understandable.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Jun 28, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
It’s been three glorious weeks without having to deal with the shitstain on society that is genAI. Sadly just one more week left.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 26, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Get to explain to work that just because we store data in Australia, using Azure means that it's still subject to US law. This is going to be "fun”
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 25, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @hazel@shrimp.starlightnet.work
@hazel@shrimp.starlightnet.work @xssfox@cloudisland.nz also a regular union
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 24, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @daisy@cloudisland.nz
@daisy@cloudisland.nz @megahbite@cloudisland.nz It does, and also LLMs
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 13, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @freakboy3742@cloudisland.nz
@freakboy3742@cloudisland.nz @kattni@kattstodon.com I should probably switch to that instead of NOPASSWD
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 13, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz

Balloon!

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 12, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz

Doing a code review of some slop. I point out issues that could be addressed, slop machine just deletes all their changes instead.

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 12, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @owen@mastodon.transneptune.net
@owen@mastodon.transneptune.net @ultranurd@tacobelllabs.net I've been waiting for something like this ever since they got VC funding. Then all the recent releases have been almost exclusive AI "features”. This timeline sucks.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 07, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz

Get to find out how my teachers handle not being able to get at any of the class content that's store in Canvas today.

Could be a very short class.

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 05, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Our car is probably totalled (the car was only worth ~$2k). Everyone's safe and uninjured, but could have really done without needing to deal with this.
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · May 03, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @ambientspace@cloudisland.nz
@ambientspace@cloudisland.nz IP is SiteHost’s, so at least the marketing stuff is in NZ. Though having “Your data stays in NZ" on a page that tries to load Google's tracking crap is suss
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 30, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Wish I could block all calls from the 0468 block
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 29, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @coolandnormal@aus.social
@coolandnormal@aus.social Ah, the problem there is my inability to draw
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 29, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @coolandnormal@aus.social
@coolandnormal@aus.social Well, one of us can at least :P
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 29, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @simon_w@cloudisland.nz
I'm just so tired
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 29, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Soft lewd Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
Too horny to exist in this capitalistic hellscape
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 29, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Off to get my flu (and hopefully COVID, though I couldn't book that so will depend on availability) jab!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 21, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @aardrian@toot.cafe
@aardrian And how many of them only existed in custom builds with all sandboxing disabled
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 21, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @gedeonm@mastodon.social
@gedeonm I was doing that at home!
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 10, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz

I’d prefer the flowers myself

@hiscursedness@mastodon.art

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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Apr 01, 2026
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @aurynn@cloudisland.nz
@aurynn cloud island? More like cutie island
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Oct 04, 2023
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @xssfox@cloudisland.nz
@xssfox@cloudisland.nz Turns out the average postcode doesn’t exist, though 3709 and 3711 both do
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Oct 04, 2023
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @xssfox@cloudisland.nz

@xssfox@cloudisland.nz I like that that also shows another fallacy:

  • Postcodes can be treated as numbers
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Simon Welsh @simon_w@cloudisland.nz · Dec 18, 2022
Simon Welsh
@simon_w@cloudisland.nz

A #NZTwits ex-pat living in #Ngunnawal Country

cloudisland.nz
Replying to @darius@friend.camp
@darius@friend.camp @HollyGoDarkly@wandering.shop But what if I don’t like sand because it’s rough and coarse and it gets everywhere?
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