foreplay freak

i hit my first abs day of 2026! (i got a cold and am coughing a lot)

In my area?????

i drive like an angler fish. i flash my high beams to get the pedestrians to cross, then i floor it.

in hind sight i wish in calculus class instead of namig all these rules like the quotient rule, implicit differentiation etc, they shoulda just taught it as the chain rule with no extra names

the funny

i literally only wear shirts i got for free at uni now 😭😭

whys the temperature keep oscillating between like 20 and 10 😭😭

i swear whenever i ask ppl out it always comes across too much like wanna hang iut as friends and not as wanna go on a date 😵‍💫😵‍💫

i really like how mosques look. the geometric patterns especially. its kinda mesmerizing

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@tom@tomkahe.com soccon deez nutz or smt

narrowing down what i want to do in grad school is difficult

i freaking hate my roommate man. dirty as hell amd fucking drank my alcohol without asking. the bottle was fucking sealed so ik it wasmt me