Sheldon Nylander

It's got to be pretty embarrassing to be Attorney General and getting fired by a convicted felon.

So, the attack could come from someone somewhere at some time. Thanks, FBI! If it's even remotely true and was actually Iran, it would be incredibly dumb. Yes, attack the state that stands in strongest opposition to the Trump administration. That's a...strategy?

Then add the four drones that were recently reported as being stolen from Fort Campbell, and you have some concerning coincidences.

https://abcnews.com/US/fbi-warns-iran-aspired-attack-california-drones-retaliation/story?id=130973820

Americans Are Now a Target in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown - WSJ https://www.wsj.com/us-news/immigration-protests-noem-minneapolis-0b8bd496

Why the DOJ couldn't get all the Epstein files out before.

"She wasn't fired. She's being moved to a new post." It's a post that doesn't actually exist yet and is being created specifically to sideline her while allowing her to try to save Botoxed face. They had to do this because she's been privy to the inner goings-on in the administration that could send everyone to prison if she were to turn State's evidence.

Noem is finally out as DHS Secretary! We should be celebrating and...! Wait... Her replacement is WHO? *headdesk* We're all gonna die...

As news spreads of Noem's firing:

Probably more excited than is really necessary, but I got my limited edition LA Public Library centennial card.

The SCOTUS decision is going to be a huge windfall for businesses. The money collected from the tariffs is going to need to be paid back to them, but they've already passed those increased cost onto consumers, and those refunds are not going to reach those consumers. In fact, if people have already demonstrated they're willing to pay the higher prices, don't expect those prices to come back down at all. Trickle down economics strikes again!

If these new Peanut Butter Monster cookies at Costco are not a permanent fixture, we riot!

On this Groundhog Day...

I don't see how anyone could have watched his speech today and not think he was about to keel over on the podium. He couldn't keep anything straight and kept sounding like he was slurring, like he was having trouble controlling his mouth muscles. I've seen family members just before they pass, and that is usually something that happens right before. While I have very little sympathy for him, keeping him propped up like this should be considered elder abuse.

And for those trying to say it was because his flight was delayed due the "electrical problem" and he was tired and irritated, if he can't handle something like that, then he can't handle the pressures of the presidency.

But...but...he had internal bleeding! (He had a bruise.) That proves he was hit! (He's was in Minneapolis in the middle of winter; he slipped on the fucking ice like every other ICE agent we're seeing sent there unprepared. ICE on ice. Hehe...)

Felonius Chunk doesn't care about national security. He probably barely even cares about the oil. What he wants is a 51st state that he can put his name on. Basically Trumpistan. He's going to get a lot of people killed for his vanity.

Why does every year of Lord Dimwit Flathead's regime feel like an eternity? It's January 3, and I've already had enough of 2026.

Shall I quote Don Jr. during the 2022 midterms before a single vote was counted?

"Bloodbath!"

Except this time it really is. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Must...resist...
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We now have the answer of how you can run a casino into bankruptcy.

Dr. Oz on how Trump calculates using TrumpMath: “The president does the calculation by saying, ‘Okay, if a drug was $100 and you reduce it to $50, it’s 100% cheaper because you’re taking $50 off and left with only $50, so the amount you took off the price is equal to the amount that’s left. They’re equal so it’s 100%.'”

Excuse me while I dive into a bottle of Excedrin...

Remember how I warned about the massive increase in ICE's budget in the Big Ugly Bill was to turn it into Trump's personal police force and military? Well, reports are now coming out that with the extra money, they are purchasing things like "chemical weapons" and "guided missile warheads".

Sometimes being right all the time sucks. #ShouldHaveListenedToCassandra

The reason there hasn't been a grand ballroom at the White House is because it's supposed to be the residence and office space/place of business of a citizen president. Not an imperial palace.