mastodon
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posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours
unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You mangled, dismal-dreaming, folly-fallen pigeon-egg!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You bootless, dismal-dreaming, dread-bolted minnow!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You infectious, fen-sucked, bat-fowling bully!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Come, come, you froward and unable worms!
The Taming Of The Shrew (Act 5, Scene 2)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou churlish, pottle-deep foot-licker!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!
King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou gleeking, puisny-tilted purified-cur!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You ruttish, folly-fallen, clay-brained baggage!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou vapid, spur-galled hypocrite!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou mammering, tickle-brained babbling gossip!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You cankerblossom.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You arrogant, beetle-headed, home-spun vassal!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou joggerheaded, ill-nurtured harpy!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou drunken, beef-witted joithead!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You cankerblossom.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You unmuzzled, clapper-clawed, dread-bolted filthy rogue!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!
King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
They have a plentiful lack of wit.
Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
He has not so much brain as ear-wax.
Troilus and Cressida (Act 5, Scene 1)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou abominable, idle-headed, bear-whelp!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
What, you egg? Young fry of treachery!
Macbeth (Act 4, Scene 2)
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I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.
As You Like It (Act 3 Scene 5)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You meddling, bunch-backed, beetle-headed, bitch-wolf!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You impertinent, flap-eared, toad-spotted, whey-face!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You fawning, hedge-born, bat-fowling, puttock!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You cankerblossom.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You, minion, are too saucy.
The Two Gentlemen of Verona (ACt 1, Scene 2)
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
You reeky, idle-headed, beetle-headed, bugbear!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou babbling, hedge-born, lewdster!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou dissembling, dizzy-eyed, bear-whelp!
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You clouted, tardy-gaited, hell-hated, scullion!
posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours unloved insults deleted after two weeks
Thou barbarous, infant-like, contriver!
