This is the saddest chest I found so far in a bastion. Depressing.
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Raccoon
@raccoon@fedi.raccoonden.moe
iceshrimp 2026.5.1-dev-d8edc5b1e
Millennial who tries to be positive online.
Neurotypical? Never met him.
Straight? Like a banana.
CIS? More like CISn't!
Intelligent? Unlikely.
Cute? Shit friend, I hope so.
LEWD and HORNY on main. You've been warned.
Be horny with me
If I ask you a question that makes you think "Uuuuuh, can't you just look it up?"
The answer is yes, I can, I even host my own search engine aggregator at home.
I am asking YOU because I am trying to connect and have a social interaction.
Tell me about your passions, I wanna hear all about it!
Sgnal, XMPP, matrix and telegram might be shared if asked.
Minors are welcome to interact but please only in a non lewd way.
Pronouns: Whatever. Gender is a fuck. Use what you want.
I wouldn't have wanted to, but lately my economical situation shat itself and I decided to add links for donations below.
If you wanna help a raccoon out, I would be very grateful
540 Followers
506 Following
18 Posts
Italian account:
Buy me a cofe:
Or donate on libera:
Or gimme monero!:
Ask for deets.
Let's play videogaymes!:
Webbed site:
TOR webbed site!:
Ask for deets.
Identity claim:
Old profile for vibe check:
Hey chatgpt
Find out ways to make money for me while I do fuckall
Make no mistake
Replying to
@anemone@ebiverse.social
BUT WHEN I DO IT IT'S ALL "HURR DURR UNHEALTHY"
Double fucking standards I tell you.
Built a cute common area for the people of the server, now to decorate it inside :)
GOOD MORNING
THE STARS ALLOWED ME TO LIVE YET ANOTHER DAY AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM
lol
wifey accidentally flashbanged the pharmacist with yiff
OK! Time to work on a video I've been wanting to make for a while.
Me: Start collecting pictures
Me: Download the soundtrack
Me: Start looking for a picture I'm struggling to find
ADHD (whispering): Warthog run metal cover
Me: Warthog run metal cover
Replying to
@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
He's also using water rather than milk, which makes things worse.
Not that he could get it in his lungs anyway.
FRIENDS I NEED HELP
I wanna make an intropost
I need help.
Those who know me, what are some things I can put there?
I'm not asking about reviews like
"Raccoon is a dumbass who steal the trash I wanted to steal"
-Opossum
Just suggestions. Cause like, I don't know what it is to follow me, my brainworms don't even understand why y'all do it in the first place.
Hot take? I hope not.
Normalize asking people even simple things to have a social interaction instead of expecting everyone to use search engines for everything all the time.
Let's go full circle and go from using LMGTFY to be happy to answer things instead.
Replying to
@fiore@brain.worm.pink
You're already popular, you don't need to point it out.
It's lame.
*they said knowing full well they are unpopular as shit, envious of others success*
Replying to
@caohuak@moon.lonewolf.zone
WOW. Chinese is wild.
I love when I looked at the post it wasn't that long, then I translated it to a language I can read and it was huge by comparison.
How does it work? Each character is a word? Is it similar to how kanji work? I hope this isn't offensive, I don't know if kanji came first or after, it's just that I vaguely know how those work.
Replying to
@caohuak@moon.lonewolf.zone
That's cool :)
Are single characters a combination of letters, if we compare it to western writing?
To try to explain what I mean, say you wanna write
hello
Would one character be hel and the other lo?
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@caohuak@moon.lonewolf.zone However, Chinese does not use spaces to separate words in a sentence.I'm sure it's perfectly fine but as someone who grew up using a system that has spaces between words this sounds like it would be hell to get used to.
Is chinese traditionally written left to right or the other way around? I have some memories, not sure if correct, of someone telling me they were up to bottom, right to left.
Replying to
@whirly@netzsphaere.xyz
Because few queers have such low taste to wear something with McDonald's branding