I laughed out loud when the snail got the old guy.
I'm sorry, I really am enjoying this, and I love the monster and all, but it's a fucking 12 foot snail. If it sneaks up on you, that's kinda your fault. #Monsterdon
Foolish Owlbear 
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Foolish Owlbear
@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Partner, Veteran, puppy parent. I like # Cooking , # VideoGames , # IndieGames , # TTRPGs , # Linux , # Gnome , # Owls , # Bears , # Owlbears , # Pharasma , and general # Nerd ephemera. Also, I'm an Owlbear. Follow me for game recommendations, weird short fiction, mediocre poetry, and poor proofreading! No profile = no follow back I swear often.
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