Humphrey Archer
@screwturn@mastodon.social
60+ three-time immigrant, whose life in Africa, Australia, and America, work with industrial and medical quality & safety, and obsession with mortality data and accidents, results in morbid short stories. I write fiction # shortstories that are like “Final Destination” meets “The Monkey’s Paw” (W. W. Jacobs, 1902). A little bit Poe, a touch of Dahl, and a hint of Gorey. When I am not writing, I do bare-bow archery, walk a husky, and pick up other people's litter. # writer # author # fiction
mastodon.social
Humphrey Archer
@screwturn@mastodon.social
60+ three-time immigrant, whose life in Africa, Australia, and America, work with industrial and medical quality & safety, and obsession with mortality data and accidents, results in morbid short stories. I write fiction # shortstories that are like “Final Destination” meets “The Monkey’s Paw” (W. W. Jacobs, 1902). A little bit Poe, a touch of Dahl, and a hint of Gorey. When I am not writing, I do bare-bow archery, walk a husky, and pick up other people's litter. # writer # author # fiction
mastodon.social
@screwturn@mastodon.social
·
4d ago
Not your monkey
Here's the thing. Do you know what you want from a relationship? Do you know who YOU are? Do you know what actually makes you happy?
You might look at the ads and think that that "hot babe" draped across the Lambo is what you want, but even if she was real, *which she isn't, she represents a lifestyle that is empty, wasteful, parasitical, and ultimately soul-destroying. You would be so unhappy that you would start thinking about death
*Watch this ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhCn0jf46U
View full thread on mastodon.social
3
1
0
Conversation (1)
Showing 0 of 1 cached locally.
Syncing comments from the remote thread. 1 more reply is still loading.
Loading comments...