*sigh*
Ok, I thought I was done with "Old guy gives life advice to young'uns" but apparently not, because "sexual market value"
A ton of young men are getting all bent out of sorts over their "SMV" as calculated by a flotilla of grifters who offer "detailed advice" on how to increase it to have hot girls simply hurl themselves at one
I am here to tell them three things
1. The new SMV thing is dumb
2. Attraction is about social signaling, but not like they say
3. This is not your monkey