I am infuriated by the current Waitrose magazine which is pushing exciting new flavour profiles such as "swicy" (sweet and spicy).

FUCK OFF. Acting like this is a new invention and giving it an infantile Instagram friendly name as if nobody in the modern fucking world has time for more than two syllables. Yeah, I've been making mango habenero sauce for the last thirty years thanks.

You can shove your swoasty in the fucking sea, along with picky fucking teas while you're at it.

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