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pkprotoplasm

@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social
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he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick.
i’d rather you didn’t, but you can.

(moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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Joined April 29, 2025

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Jul 16, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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“Patient presents as a healthy canine, 12 YOA, for annual physical exam. All physical screenings indicate normal health. Tech noted signs of anxiety but positive disposition.” He’s officially a good boy. #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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#Corgi life stages: a visual guide 0-1: puppy 1-3: puppy 3-9: puppy 9 and up: puppy #dog #dogsofmastodon
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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I love my #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 18, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

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Kudos to Aurora and the greater Chicago area for giving #KnowledgeFight the send off they deserved.

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 15, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

I forgot why I don’t usually have him help me with the yard work. It looks like he just got done double-phisting the Phillie Phanatic. #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon

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Mastodon

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 13, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

I was finally able to convince the old boy to head into the woods again #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 12, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

My grocery store is out of off-brand orange flavored seltzer so I had to buy Lacroix like some kinda billionaire

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 12, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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RE: @evacide@hachyderm.io

Just like my career! And my credit! And my net worth!

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evacide: "If you are in your late thirties to mid-forties r…" - Hachyderm.io

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 11, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

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mastodon.social
Replying to @Sempf@infosec.exchange
@Sempf@infosec.exchange tbf that’s a bit of a silly comparison. cron jobs are usually lightweight and reliable.
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 09, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

I meet Chipotle’s definition of a core customer and have never once consumed their product or even stepped inside a Chipotle.

Even in a rural food desert area I have healthier options that I could get for around the same cost. And I can usually make a couple meals out of those instead of having to “just ask for more.”

In my limited and hyper localized experience I have no idea how they’re still around.

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 08, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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Babies!

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

RE: @newsguyusa@flipboard.social

If I ever have a stash of liquor with my name literally written on it I give you permission to infect me with the hentai virus or whatever pandemic we’re working on at the time

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 06, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

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4-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hot sauce

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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RE: @arstechnica@mastodon.social

Drug test Ryan Cohen. And CEOs in general

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

I was a policy wonk :( #knowledgefight

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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RE: @newsguyusa@flipboard.social

Best wishes to the condition

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

Relax level: ♾️ #corgi #dogsofmastodon #dog

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

He’s always so nice to the wildlife that comes to visit #corgi #dog #dogsofmastodon

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

Don't say #Gritty didn’t warn you, Pittsburgh

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Mastodon

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Apr 01, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social
Replying to @homeassistant@fosstodon.org
@homeassistant Web 0.2!
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Mar 31, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social
Replying to @taylorlorenz@mastodon.social
@taylorlorenz@mastodon.social and yet here I sit with 2500 hours of Binding of Isaac logged to my Steam account. And somehow I’m not addicted to crack Edit: yet
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social

Birthday boy! #dog #corgi #dogsofmastodon

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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Mar 03, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social
Replying to @bvibber@wikis.world
@bvibber@wikis.world Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one! A union, I mean…
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026
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@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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Replying to @Daojoan__dup_15824@mastodon.social
@Daojoan@mastodon.social oh heil no 😂
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman@beige.party that’s why you use the HOT tap for brushing, of course
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Feb 08, 2026
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Sheril__dup_5547@mastodon.social
@Sheril@mastodon.social very much reminded me of the ending of evangelion. Anime nerd lore, in case you’re unfamiliar with it
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Nov 18, 2025
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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Replying to @androcat@toot.cat
@androcat a fantastic demonstration of why he’s stepping down. Well done
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · Nov 03, 2025
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

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Replying to @tommi@pan.rent
@tommi@pan.rent Thank you both. To combat what I’m sure will be a flood of terfs and “enlightened non-politicos” coming your way, I’ll hop on the pile of folks fully supporting you. Real shame that framework decided to double down on what should’ve really just been a one-time deficiency in corporate governance policies, and turned it into a philosophical conflict with much of their community.
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pkprotoplasm @pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social · May 29, 2025
pkprotoplasm
@pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social

he/him, but you can call me the fediverse chick. i’d rather you didn’t, but you can. (moved from mastodon.sdf.org)

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Replying to @nixCraft@mastodon.social
@nixCraft@mastodon.social Wow! People were so much smaller back then!
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