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Sean Kelly

@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org
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NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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Joined March 23, 2023
Home:
https://www.seankelly.biz/
Pronouns:
He, him, his
GitHub:
https://github.com/nutjob4life

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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Aug 04, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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[first day in prison] CELLMATE: That’s Flesh Eater Mike ME: Why do they call him that? CELLMATE: [whispering as Flesh Eater Mike walks by with blood dripping down his chin] it’s short for Michael
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Aug 04, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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ME: I'm so hungry, I could eat a human baby EVERYONE AT WHOLE FOODS: [gasping] ME: Fair trade organic of course, I'm not a monster
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Aug 04, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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Essential oils: what drips out of tacos
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Jul 31, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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COP: We got a report you have pot in your car. ME: [pulls out a flower pot] You mean this? COP: [chuckles] My mistake. What are you growing? ME: Weed.
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Jul 27, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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ENIGMATIC RICH GUY: I’ve invited you to this private island to participate in the most dangerous game ME: When you splay your fingers on a table and then stab a spoon between them faster and faster? GUY: No, I’m talking about hunting—wait…you use a spoon? #recycledmaterials
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Jul 19, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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ME: You are quite naughty CAT: Meow ME: Yes, but next time there will be consequences CAT: Meow ME: You’re right probably not
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Jul 19, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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"You have reached the acupuncture self-help hotline. Please enter your pin."
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Jul 13, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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Replying to @bignose@social.chinwag.org
@bignose@social.chinwag.org 😆
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Jul 12, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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HIM: I heard you do a terrible owl impression ME: When HIM: Holy shit that is bad
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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · May 10, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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"Meh."
—Apathetic cow

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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Apr 24, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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Please like and subscribe

But don’t hit the bell

Your life is interrupted enough with useless notifications

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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Apr 16, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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[in jail]

GUY: We got just one rule: snitches get stitches

ME: Wow, this is better healthcare than my job

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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Apr 11, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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COP: Can you describe the intruder?

ME: He had a toe ring

COP: He was barefoot?

ME: No he had shoes, but I could just tell

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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Mar 17, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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If St Patrick sees his shadow today, it's 6 more weeks of snakes 🍀

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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Feb 14, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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It finally happened

Someone asked me where the library was in Spanish

I've been training for this since high school

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Sean Kelly @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org · Jan 27, 2026
Sean Kelly
@nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Avatar = me with whatever hair dye I had on hand ⎸ Banner = JWST star field ⎸ Also jokes, rarely original

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Boosted by Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts @troberts@theblower.au
Ancient Egyptians were all, “We need religion” and some guy held up a cat and said, “Eh? Ehhh?”
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