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Noof E. Noof

@noof@fwoof.space
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I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof.

Alt account for a strange person who does odd things.

Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

35 Followers
16 Following
12 Posts
Joined February 11, 2024
pronouns:
noof/noof

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · May 03, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

Could I exist without doobs? Absolutely!
Would I be totally miserable for the rest of my days without them? Definitely!
Is there a difference between this and current reality, other than the fact that doobs currently exist? Maybe. Hard to tell though.

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Apr 12, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space
Replying to @dodecahedron@fwoof.space
@dodecahedron @BorrisInABox Stuck a fire hydrant up your ass.
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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Apr 12, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space
Replying to @dodecahedron@fwoof.space
@dodecahedron @BorrisInABox Fuck the world. Fuck, the, god, damn, world.
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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Apr 08, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

OK, but what do you do once you've fucked your way through your promised 72 virgins?

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Mar 09, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

When all else fails, there's just screaming "NOOOOOOOOF!" at the top of your lungs. It may not actually accomplish anything meaningful, but it's still something worth considering.

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Feb 21, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

Blankets are capable of engulfing and digesting their prey, much like an amoeba, only more comfortable.

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Feb 14, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

International Noof convention. But there's only one Noof! SAD!

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Feb 10, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

Blow it out your ass motorcycle man.

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Feb 03, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

Three tiny doobs in a shirt pocket.

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Feb 02, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

A deeply troubled middle-aged man.

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Jan 28, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

Sometimes, the noof says "noooooof" in a very sad, lonely way. And then it throws a doob at it's face.

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Noof E. Noof @noof@fwoof.space · Jan 28, 2026
Noof E. Noof
@noof@fwoof.space

I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof. Alt account for a strange person who does odd things. Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.

fwoof.space

#BurnItAllDown

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