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Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence.
Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to declare Stonehenge an Apollyon-class anomaly.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to write a Reader/the Hereford Mappa Mundi smut fic.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to run DOOM on Mount Fuji.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to shove an Easter Island head up my ass.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to slowly and sensually lick the Voynich Manuscript.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to convert the Missouri Cheese Caves into build grist.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to marry the London Eye.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to defenestrate the British Crown Jewels.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to liberate the Grand Canyon.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to piss on Tokyo Tower.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to build a nest on the Statue of Liberty.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to piss on Elon Musk.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to upload the White House to Libgen.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to steal an Oompa-Loompa.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to convert Obama's yearly playlist into build grist.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to forget the Grand Canyon.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to practice my karate on an ongoing production of Hamilton.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to liberate the Burj Khalifa.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to forget the Alamo.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to do a stunt jump over Lenin's mummified remains.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to dissolve Buckingham Palace in acid to protect it from theft.
Does various things to various cultural treasures. Like stealing the Declaration of Independence. Posts around 00:00 and 17:00 UTC.
I am going to collectivize Disney World.