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The weirdest part to me: this comes after the EU determined that Apple’s locked store is too restrictive, and Apple agreed to allow 3rd party stores. Why the hell would Android go in the opposite direction? Will this put them in violation of the same EU regulation?

This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop.

We’re going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.

The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money.

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

1. “Buy” the book (it’s free)
2. Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.

That’s it.

(Link is here in case your Lemmy client stripped out the other ones: www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H . If it’s not free, try buying from Amazon.CA)

Please share! Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.