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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @nblr@chaos.social

@nblr@chaos.social weeping

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 19, 2026

DO STUFF. TRY THINGS. FAIL MORE.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 09, 2026

Replying to @Froobat@blimps.xyz

@Froobat@blimps.xyz I still win lol

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 09, 2026

I'm really feeling "we won't go back" and "death before detransition" these days, on an extremely strong and deeply personal level. (Month 11 of HRT)

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 09, 2026

Oh, you say you're 18 online, and I don't know you?

1. Proceed with caution, or

2. Turn around, don't drown!

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 09, 2026

I am rubber and I am goo. You cannot win.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 09, 2026

Replying to @balloonpup@blimps.xyz

@balloonpup@blimps.xyz I am rubber and I am goo. You cannot win.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 09, 2026

boobs aren't *the only* transition thing, but they're the most immediately visible and tangible thing from my pov, and feel amazing to grab, and are just a constant sign that IT'S HAPPENING, FUCKING FINALLY

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 08, 2026

do not take car advice from me, I don't know much about it

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 08, 2026

you don't get out of this world without fucking some shit up, forgive yourself

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 06, 2026

Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social

@Nickiquote F O O D gimme can of food https://youtu.be/NNtN1Ho_iI4

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 01, 2026

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@godbirdart @Velux a nice character arc too

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 01, 2026

Replying to @godbirdart@mastodon.art

@godbirdart @Velux holy shit that is beautiful

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 28, 2026

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@lightspill@tailswish.industries k im done

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 28, 2026

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@lightspill@tailswish.industries Me at furryoke in Cincy this weekend: "If I'm gonna be a vain diva, the least I could do is support everyone else." But seriously tho encouraging others is awesome, and unexpectedly playing support or backup singer or drummer (*smug tone* it's kinda my thing) crowd participation is fun! Couple of months ago I impromptu picked up Jay Z's part in "Crazy in Love", and made The White Beyonce on stage pretty happy! Is that the fucking Halloween theme? lmfao When arguments come along, YOU MUST WHIP IT! "You need an authentic heart of steel" maybe but I also think that the appearance of caring about the contestants can make them like putty in your hands. (Probably the most substantial on-topic thing I've said in an hour of watching this so far) yo I didn't know about Charlie Brooker's Asswipe before, but I like this show! Thanks for posting it. Is BBC Four the channel where they actually let you be fucking real the most? Is it also the least watched? Is that too American of an assumption? Be an Ideas Girl. Got it. Ah. ok. Joking about BBC bullshit as only someone familiar with it can do. My broken American clock was right, this assumption is correct now and did not skip any logical steps to arrive at the conclusion. 15 seconds to decide about the money. Nice. Criticizing the bottles (or the talkativeness) and then kicking the other person out would have been a very False Security move lol. "It makes a person more competitive than they would be generally." YES if I was on one of these shows... damn I was already manipulated by the general expectations of "Reality TV" from the get-go, huh? Good shit. Thanks again.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 28, 2026

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@lightspill@tailswish.industries Anyway I'm 9 minutes in and finally off the "top 5 worst people" list. Sorry for the minor crashout. Into the meat and potatoes of the video we go. "The Unloser" XD "Jackals shitting in stairwells." Do we have a new furry stereotype here? No, we do not. Damn, he's good at being an asshole! Did he turn his character flaw into a superpower? God I'm like not commenting on the actual point am I? hecc Oh. Wait. He's *NOT* good at being intimidating. He's a comedian. I think????? Dishonest video editing is the point here, innit? something something GIRLBOSS Yeah there's definitely a difference of intent in the editing of this show and of the shows he's grilling. Like maybe he's making himself look funnier than he is i dunno but that's about it afaik. "She needs to stop talking quite so much." NO. >:C "Sonic the Hedgehog's let himself go" Excuse me that is clearly Amy Rose you UNCULTURED SWINE Live reaction, not an edited article, not perfect, not a thesis, I think I'll put as many non sequitur quips as I wanna. I mean, that's what makes this video entertaining enough of a sugar coating on this jagged little pill. (🎶 Thank you, THAAAAANK YOOOOOU, ALANIIIIIIIIS! 🎶) I seem to remember hearing and seeing that Gordon Ramsay is actually a chill dude off screen. I'm at about 18:30 into a 30 minute video. This has not been mentioned at this point. It seems likely to be mentioned later on. We'll see. Ah, the dance critic here reminds me that my inner critic 2 messages ago needs to chill. The arts are subjective, and (in the way I usually do it) supposed to be fun. I cannot think of The Apprentice without thinking of That One Guy who shat his pants on camera and failed upwards so hard it'll damn us all. Mention mincemeat and sunshine. Got it. Draw lewd things during meetings. Got it. Finding something from 1780 must be easier across the pond. The fake contestants themselves were in on it and hamming it up. By now, real contestants are too. 7 min to go.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 28, 2026

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@lightspill@tailswish.industries seriously, the bussy is not on the belly or back, but bigots never made sense anyway did they?

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @lightspill@tailswish.industries

@lightspill ok reactions as I watch it, if I remember to type my reactions: The intro has someone humping a TV. YOu Canot do a television on Television! (Brits can I guess.) Televisions are NOT supposed to be sexy! (Tenna Deltarune) I need to slow down typing right now, I love embracing typos, but I just need to calm down right now, I'm too excited about this meal I'm having tbh. Well, I guess we have equal representation of fem AMAB's being shitty people too. Oh wait, Caitlyn Jenner was there long ago to launch us into the public consciousness. Thanks, Cait. I would be the laughingstock first elimination in any one of these types of shows. Maybe I'd get past the first round in a singing competition. Maybe. Or they'd keep me on as long as possible because I'm a goofy "entertaining" spectacle. I AM YORBOSS. lmao Having just changed a few of the lyrics of "Somebody That I Used To Know" to accurately reflect my relationship with my ex, and SCREAMING one of the original lines ("but had me believing it was always something that I've done"), even though that's only superficially the same thing, I feel personally attacked. (psychological abuse and manipulation is a biiiiiiiiiitch) Oh. And AFTER I mention that I'm a relatively good singer in small ponds, they've got an extremely vain singer singing exactly a song I've sung at a karaoke at a fucking outpatient mental facility activity group, thinking myself the next fucking Freddie Mercury, a sentiment which I've had the good sense to only say out loud ONCE, and not there. XD Somehow I got stuck with an ego the size of Texas. I suspect I'm not as good at hiding it as I think I am, same with singing lol. I need to stop with the self hate but ooh god seeing this is a painful mirror and I am also prone to thinking myself worse than I am. "Shirt lifter"? "Origin: The term is derived from an offensive, imagined stereotype that a gay man needs to lift his shirt to facilitate receiving anal sex." u fucking wot m8 9:00 in.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 26, 2026

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@Fragarach@social.vivaldi.net @futurebird@sauropods.win Then I grew up and got to watch the Barbie movie and :D

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @Fragarach@social.vivaldi.net

@Fragarach@social.vivaldi.net @futurebird@sauropods.win I wanted to play with barbies and I did until I learned I wasn't "supposed to" even though I don't think my parents ever stopped me from playing with my sisters' toys. I wanted a Life Size Barbie so bad when they came out. I remember a day where I tore the head off a Barbie because that's what boys were "supposed to" do. I was very sad before and after doing that.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @June@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

@June@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @futurebird@sauropods.win I like to call it masc'ing in this specific usage

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 22, 2026

Boosted by

Kevin Karhan @kkarhan@jorts.horse

A message board reply to a thread about Baylor, its recent conflict with a large Texas Baptist organization, and LGBTQ+ people, mostly myself. Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

This thread isn't about me directly. It's about Baylor and the BGCT's treatment of people like me. With that in mind, I'll address some things said in reply to me, and tell part of my story. Hopefully it'll help. I'm like you, just different. Yeah, we all got issues. Some are our fault, others fault, nobody's fault. I lay blame and give credit where it's due. Not all of my mental health issues are due to Christianity. And Christianity hasn't been all 100% bad for me, even the parts about hell. They gave me a pathological fear of even an ounce of dishonesty, but made me a more honest person. Kind of like my ex's psychological manipulation made me a better person. It could have been done in a more healthy way. And I'm finding those healthier ways. But it is what it is. You get what you get. I try to take the good from the bad I've got. Even mental illness isn't all bad! When my bipolar mania kicks in, and I get a rush of inspiration, or a desire to clean my house, I'm using it! But I know the dangers that come with that mania, and the crash that comes afterwards. It's why I take my meds, including HRT. It's why I've been going to therapists and counselors since 2017. Those with your beliefs only made me more of a wreck. When I believed that my transness was a mental illness and a delusion, I entered a full year of the worst depression I have ever experienced. But accepting counselors, including Christians, helped heal my mind.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @penny@eldritch.cafe

@penny OMG IT'S A DECODER RING but for real!!!!!

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Mar 04, 2026

Possible ICE sighting in Lancaster Ohio.

I think maybe ICE knocked on my door earlier today. I did not answer. They were plainclothes with badges and name tags. They drove away in an unmarked black SUV with a tinted license plate cover.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Dec 10, 2025

Replying to @maxbvrn@eldritch.cafe

@maxbvrn@eldritch.cafe I Saw The AI Glow

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · Nov 18, 2025

Replying to @finny@plush.city

@finny @tilton works well for DDR sims on pc

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 24, 2025

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@heathen_cat @KayOhtie @keirFox Also pretty kitty :3 wamna pet kity

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 24, 2025

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@heathen_cat @KayOhtie @keirFox I don't think I used msg back then, at least not as liberally as I do now. It might already be in the bouillon. If you can't find knorr, use whatever works.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 24, 2025

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@heathen_cat @KayOhtie @keirFox oh yeah, and msg. (make stuff good) I do remember using cumin! Also paprika. I didn't use chipotle powder, but I would if I did it today.

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 24, 2025

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@heathen_cat @KayOhtie @keirFox I don't have a recipe! I winged it! It's about having a sense of what you like, what flavors mix well, what the original tastes like, and then looking up recipes and basing a little bit of it on that. But I'll list some stuff! Knorr beef bouillon is a key ingredient, I loved that shit back then. I currently put garlic powder in everything I make, or use minced garlic. Spicy stuff if you want it, both sauces and powders. Bacon, ham, whatever meat you want. Pinto beans, of course. I also used pico de gallo. TIP: Test flavor combos and proportions out in a small bowl before you add it to the recipe!

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 24, 2025

Replying to @arcturax@chitter.xyz

@arcturax @keirFox "This 10 minute video will change your life"

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Skritch Monster Collie @monstercollie@blimps.xyz · May 24, 2025

Replying to @KayOhtie@blimps.xyz

@KayOhtie @heathen_cat @keirFox a non competitive food challenge? sounds fun! I poured my heart and over $100 into a pot of charro beans for a work competition with like 10 people and did not place. It really soured the whole experience of introducing Ohioans to this particular Tex-Mex dish.

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