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Michael McGuire

@monocularvision@mastodon.social
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Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

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Joined January 26, 2023

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · May 11, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

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Replying to @jsnell@zeppelin.flights
@jsnell@zeppelin.flights The Mighty Mighty Mighty Bosstones
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

Apparently a $3500 iPad you strap to your face wasn’t a good idea.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

Someone should probably tell the SMS scammers we don’t have Toll roads in Arizona.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Mar 28, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

There are several sites I use regularly that seem to have some serious performance issues on Safari. The fun part is that none of the Google sites I use are in that group.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Mar 24, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

And there it is: https://ads.apple.com/maps

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Mar 23, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

Go see “Project Hail Mary”.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Mar 10, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

ICYMI: looks like Apple’s verification servers are down. It means no new installs of Enterprise-signed apps.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Mar 07, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

RE: @AssalRad@mastox.eu

Ah yes; the shadowy Jewish cabal running the world. No anti-semitism here! No sir-y.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

Just spent an hour prompting the Codex agent in Xcode 26.3 attempting to create the beginnings of a basic Note taking app and no matter what I do when I tap Create Document I get the same error and it seems incapable of fixing it. So that’s my experience so far.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

The “Scrubs” reboot is way better than it has any right to be.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie is the funniest and most original movie I have seen in years. An absolute delight. Disappointing it isn’t more successful.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Feb 02, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social

RE: @JulianOliver@mastodon.social

This is exactly the sort of thing that flies through Mastodon because of confirmation bias.

If you read the article, you see there is no confirmation that the actions alleged by the plaintiffs took place. What you see is Google settling this lawsuit for a pretty small number compared to what they would spend on a full case and all the embarrassing discovery that would take place.

mastodon.social

Julian Oliver: "As we guessed, it seems that despite Google sayin…" - Mastodon

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Feb 02, 2026
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social
Replying to @JulianOliver@mastodon.social
@JulianOliver@mastodon.social @nicklockwood@mastodon.social There is no confirmation in this article that Google was actually doing this. My guess is that Google did not want to enter the discovery phase which is costly and can end up revealing embarrassing stuff not even related to the case. It is pretty common for companies to settle to avoid getting to that point.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Sep 23, 2025
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social
Replying to @fjoachim@mastodon.social
@fjoachim@mastodon.social @ivanski@mastodon.mit.edu thanks!
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision@mastodon.social · Sep 23, 2025
Michael McGuire
@monocularvision@mastodon.social

Sr. Staff Engineer @ American Express. Mostly parsing JSON into UIKit. Opinions expressed are not those of my employer.

mastodon.social
Replying to @ivanski@mastodon.mit.edu
@ivanski@mastodon.mit.edu takes me to a “Sign in with AppleConnect”? Is there a public listing somewhere?
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